What’s Your Good Advice?

got to see how it strings out................

macarony, if only we had all listened to our parents advice.

Never scratch your nose at an auction...

Take my advice


..I don't use it anyway.

1. work hard at school - he never
2. you won't get a decent job if you don't - he did
3. you're lucky to be born here - he didn't agree and f***ed off

Told my daughter to stay in education as long as she could and dont work until you have too, at 22 after finishing uni this summer she is going to Canada for 2 years

It's different these days, apparently fresh out of university graduates have trouble finding jobs.

But I told my daughters when they were at school, get your exam results first, then if you must, go nuts for a few years, then find a proper job.

It worked.

Never look up an old girlfriend on social media

Never run with your hands in your pockets.

Is the old girlfriend reporting you as a stalker?

No its the wife finding out about it thats the problem

Lol you amateur.
I had an ex find me but told mrs tree straight away. Problem solved.
She's still hot but her record of 3 husbands would suggest also damaged in some way mentally.

I think your right there her body and looks had gone downhill and I bet her f@nny is nowhere near as tight as I remember anymore

Lol delete her and class it as a lesson.

"I wish I'd listened to my dad's advice when I was younger"
"Why, what did he say?"
"I don't know, I wasn't listening"

Never be without a Beano.

pin this on your wall and read it daily

The moving finger writes and having writ
Moves on :nor all thy piety nor wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a line
Nor all thy tears wash out a word of it

Oh goody, Dobbo.

So in that case the majority of us should just order a suicide pill now and have done with the bloody palaver then?

Its simply saying have no regrets, you cant change the past

Fair enough.
I didn't read it like that.

It is not saying have no regrets, it is a warning to be careful of what you say and do because you cannot go back and undo your mistakes and a lifetime of regret may follow.

Wish I hadn't told Tommy where to put his pub, I'm dying for a pint now.

Don't associate with idiots in business or personal life.  Sooner or later you will regret knowing them.

Never ever lend anybody any money ever.....it will be the last act of friendship you have with the borrower.

If you truly value them give the money to them, if you don't value them, then don't.

PS I'm not talking about the odd five or ten quid when down the pub and the cashpoint is closed.

Best I can give is my own philosophy, as seen here.... [   This image is no longer available.   ]

You can't f**k your friends.

Don't f**k your wife's friends.

Marry the blonde and not the brunette.

I wouldn't say it's good but I was addicted to watching the Guinness commercials

If it's a "point of principle", let it go.

As Tommy Cooper said "It's not the principle it's the money."