What from your past, if dragged up, by the Press, would hurt you most?

When young and foolish I'm afraid I killed a few people and buried them in the woods behind the house.  It would probably be that or the embezzlement fiasco.

That white Fiat thingy in the Paris underpass in August '97 was a bit of a faux-pas.

What can I say? I'd had a few drinks....

This harmed someone on here


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chit chat at its finest or worst deepending on how you look at it.

Put another log on the fire .

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Regret and shame don't seem to feature too highly when you're a young man and rattling your girlfriend's (single) mum. As you get older you realise you did much worse things and for example shouldn't have gone round to see her Grandma.

I once thought about voting for Labour.

This sounds like a really really bad interview question.

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I'm a perfectionist?

Eeternaloptimist is to be congratulated for riding girlfriends mum and grandma.

Akabula however, should be lined up against a wall and shot, for his crime.

Probably leaving a note at work telling them id deducted my holiday money from the float and telling my Girlfriend i was off to work and then flying to Thailand and various other places

I once inadvertently took a full slash on a little old lady from a fire escape when at a teenage party, when I went out to apologise for the noise she said 'Ok, but there was no need for the water' for which I apologised again.

She graciously accepted so I don't feel too bad now.

I shot someone and made them crash

Most people had their first sexual experience at school. This means that in 99 per cent of cases both parties were under the age of consent. It is only a question of time before the entire population is on a register. Obviously, they'll need to sort that out before they investigate living MPs.

What's the chances of a gran daughter and granddaughter all being blind ?

You haven't broken into that home again have you Money Tree? They warned you the scrotal camp was going on again if there was any repeat.

I enjoy grooming a cute 7 year old bìtch.









































I also enjoy taking her for walks and she loves gnawing on a bone.

^ Bit close to the knuckle

I voted Labour in 97. I would like to take this opportunity to apologies

I used to frequent smelly, smoke-filled bookies' shops in the days before Betfair.

There, I've admitted it. I feel better now.

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"Most people had their first sexual experience at school. This means that in 99 per cent of cases both parties were under the age of consent. It is only a question of time before the entire population is on a register. Obviously, they'll need to sort that out before they investigate living MPs".



That would be 99% on a register WHILE they were sh@gging.

I discovered the 2nd piece of paper that Alan Lake couldn't find after Diana Dors died.