Goodnight Ed Miliband

Dead man walking.

Need David Blaine or Harry Potter

They'd be better off with Skinner taking over - then real Labour voters might feel they have a voice.

"Red Ed" indeed. He's about as red as an anaemic Redpenk.

Tommy I have had a disaster, can you help?

Well, that's a tricky Q, Alun.

Possibly - or I might make it worse.

Is that any good to you?

Tommy, I did my own Exit Poll outside a Polling Station here in Wales today.

66% told me they voted Plaid Cymru
20 % told me they'd voted for Scargy's Comedy Socialist Party.

I assumed they all told me the truth, and with huge swings like that I have put every penny I have on Plaid Cymru to win the most seats across the whole UK at 999/1.

I only just noticed they aren't fielding a single candidate in England or Wales.

I AM RUINED

OH NO, ALUN!

The little fibbers!

I even had 50 quid on Scargy's lot as back up at 999/1.

I have been exposed as an amateur and a fool.

THEY ALL LIED !!!

HELP ME TOMMY !!!

Here, have a Peppa Pig, Alun. That should cool your fevered brow!

Oh bless you.

You're welcome, Alun.

"I have been exposed as an amateur and a fool".

Sorry alun, pandora has for a long time been wearing that crown.

Maybe he will still give long odds on UKIP winning a seat, you could end up in front if you act quickly

Feck off Ed and good luck.

Does this Exit Poll mean that Russell Brand's endorsement of Labour is not as all-critical as The Guardian would have had us believe?

May 7, 2015 -- 4:39PM, alun2005 wrote:

Does this Exit Poll mean that Russell Brand's endorsement of Labour is not as all-critical as The Guardian would have had us believe?

Certain elements of the media completely overhype the left-wing vote. It happened in 2010 when everyone was claiming a Lib Dem landslide when in the end, they in fact lost seats. All week on Twitter, various trending topics were along the lines #votelabour, get rid of cameron, etc, etc. I take modern media counting methods with a pinch of salt.

He did worse than Gordon Brown....


His Tony Blair act fooled no one.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgtk6aq0-ak

promotes immigration and eu membership.....


massive majority of their old vote want neither. Delighted to see the champagne socialists getting a hiding.


Sky news report was spot on.....look at numerous constituencies who have voted Labour for decades.....they are suddenly asking themselves, what have they gained from it?

I don't know how many share my views, I align much more strongly with labour values than conservative ones, but there is no way I could forgive myself for voting in Ed Balls and Ed Milliband.

I'm unsure whether Balls is more Machiavellian than he is incompetent; it's a very close run thing.

I genuinely believe Miliband would have done better had he remained a geek. He would have kept his integrity. Instead he makes more of a fool of himself pretending, badly, to be something he's not.

'Mr Millband, did your last government overspend?'


Millband: 'No'

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That, unfortunately was his 'Kinnock' moment

Have you seen the betting on a Labour majority on here?

Thye have been backed as low as 11/10, they are now 500.

Sharp minds.



Why didn't I look in when it started

easy easy

milband to step down in morning

^ he'll need to watch he does n't stumble on the step again...

be choking on his bacon sandwich AGAIN !

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