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An England footballer is believed to have been arrested over allegations that he had sex with a 15-year-old girl.
The unnamed footballer, who also plays in the Premiership, was picked up at his home at 9.15am and police discovered a gun in the house, according to The Sun.
The unnamed footballer, who also plays in the Premiership, was picked up at his home at 9.15am and police discovered a gun in the house, according to The Sun.
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Have any number of footballing apologists assembled yet on Sky Drivel to tell us what a fantastic young man he is, and that he should be allowed to keep his job regardless of the outcome?
I wouldn't get overexcited just yet. She could be a willing mature 15 yr old and it could be an Air pistol
Apparently he wsa a straight A student.
Shocked i am
Shocked i am
Suggs went to the same school as Jihadi John.... and not a lot of people know that.
Let's go through those complex Red Top Tabloid Newspaper rules again, regarding media coverage of PROVEN sexual activity involving teenage girls :
(a) Adult Male having sex with girl of 15 years 363 days : CHOP HIS WEDDING TACKLE OFF NOW !!!
(b) Adult Male having sex with girl of 16 years 0 days : Phwoaaarr, you jammy $od.
© Two or more 16 year old girls having sex together : Phwooooooaarrrrrr, got any photos girls?
Special Rules for Grauniad coverage * :
Adult Male having sex with girl under 16 : if he's white, chop his bits off by all means, but if rapist is a person "of Pakistani Heritage", try to cover it up, or at least worry that revelations might lead to "Islamophobia" or paint an entire peace-loving community in a bad light, endangering the Pretendy Community Cohesion.
Any more media rules I missed?
(a) Adult Male having sex with girl of 15 years 363 days : CHOP HIS WEDDING TACKLE OFF NOW !!!
(b) Adult Male having sex with girl of 16 years 0 days : Phwoaaarr, you jammy $od.
© Two or more 16 year old girls having sex together : Phwooooooaarrrrrr, got any photos girls?
Special Rules for Grauniad coverage * :
Adult Male having sex with girl under 16 : if he's white, chop his bits off by all means, but if rapist is a person "of Pakistani Heritage", try to cover it up, or at least worry that revelations might lead to "Islamophobia" or paint an entire peace-loving community in a bad light, endangering the Pretendy Community Cohesion.
Any more media rules I missed?
never been so disapointed since gary flitcroft emerged from the shadows as the premiership star. 
Yes: if white put pic up. If mussy or black, by no means put pic up..
I'll be waiting for his mates to upload the mobile phone footage before forming an opinion on this.
I go odds on Jody Morris or some other no hoper mate filmed it and another one helped roast.
And if it was a romp I very much hope it was bawdy.
"side boob" is another new one in tabloid speak - especially daily mail online
...and a 'lewd sex act' is...oh....work it out for yourself (I think that's probably what the protagonist does).
Alan is spot on.
Just as well this law wasn't applied in Rotherham.
If you phoned the local taxi firm and asked how long it would be, they would say "errrr, about 6 months"
Just as well this law wasn't applied in Rotherham.
If you phoned the local taxi firm and asked how long it would be, they would say "errrr, about 6 months"
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