If the UK was a Human...NOW.

Velasquez

23 Jan 15 22:51

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You know how, in the past, we had a personification of Britain, like John Bull and Britannia?

What would that figure be now? Got a name for it...?

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Report Capt__F • January 23, 2015 11:54 PM GMT

cmat

Report Velasquez • January 23, 2015 11:55 PM GMT

Thread over!

Report Velasquez • January 23, 2015 11:57 PM GMT

Fookin' 'eck - to think I envisaged a thread running to some 500+ replies...

Report crags • January 24, 2015 12:24 AM GMT

Muhammed ..

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/muhammed-really-is-most-popul...

Report crags • January 24, 2015 12:30 AM GMT

CMAT will be well pleased as he's a fan of the 'Louisville Lip'

Report Torquemada • January 24, 2015 2:23 AM GMT

It would have to be a name that didn't offend any blacks, gays or muslims or the papers would never print it.

Report mememe • January 24, 2015 4:29 PM GMT

I'd go for Diane Abbott.

Or perhaps we could choose somebody who personifies racism, obesity, ignorance and hypocrisy.

Well, that's settled ... it's Diane Abbott - a clear winner by over 50 lengths

Report Tommy Toes • January 24, 2015 11:23 PM GMT

What an extremely apposite post, mememe.

And that comes from a 'dyed in the wool Labour supporter'.

Report spellingandgrammarchecker • January 25, 2015 12:01 AM GMT

crags
24 Jan 15 00:30
CMAT will be well pleased as he's a fan of the 'Louisville Lip'

I bet he can spell Muhammad properly as well.

Report brendanuk1 • January 25, 2015 12:04 AM GMT

Katie Price.

Report crags • January 25, 2015 12:47 AM GMT

Jan 24, 2015 -- 6:01PM, spellingandgrammarchecker wrote:

crags 24 Jan 15 00:30 CMAT will be well pleased as he's a fan of the 'Louisville Lip'I bet he can spell Muhammad properly as well.

You again is it. FYI, Muhammed/Muhammad/Mohammad have all been lumped together in deciding that it's the most popular name now.

Report bodil • January 25, 2015 12:50 AM GMT

Mutter ...

Report crags • January 25, 2015 12:51 AM GMT

Report bodil • January 25, 2015 1:00 AM GMT

Maybe it will turn out completely different to how we, belatedly, envisaged it. The dominant 2-3 other races will wipe out the remainder and come to some arrangement, while allowing original whitey a foothold in the service industry sector. I used to be good at ironing. Haven't done it for 20 odd years but I could try again.

Report Foinavon • January 25, 2015 9:55 AM GMT

Waynetta Slob for me. She is everywhere.

Report brendanuk1 • January 25, 2015 10:21 AM GMT

^^ on a benefits scooter

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