Petition to get Graze.com wiped off the face of the fookin planet

why?

1) cos our roads are chocker enough without lorries ferrying peanuts and raisins to everyone's doorstep when they're a bit peckish

2) cos they are painfully Innocent Mk II

3) cos just when you think them and their contrived jauntiness have gone fookin bust they pop up again, absolutely desperate that their business idea WILL WORK...it's like bl00dy whack-a-mole

hahahaha!

£11.6m profit before tax last year. They ain't going anywhere

Chap at work subscribes (if that is the right word) so occasionally we get free nibbles. Some are better than others, imo.

They've just approached me for a job they approached me for 5 years ago, tbh I'm amazed they're still going, presumably off the back of continued subscriptions from people who choked to death on their nuts.

Ken

people fought World Wars and for what? so we can order chocolate buttons to be delivered hundreds of miles to our door 

who?  what ?

Dont see the problem. Not worth getting yourself all worked up aboout

i'll dceide what i get worked up about, numbnuts...so i cant count on your signature?

Why would eating nuts and seeds be a  healthy diet ?

nah count me out. I dont use it but im fairly relaxed about the business model and it seems fairly successful

Looks good, think I'll put an order in.

hahahaha!

Zionist scum

Its the posties I feel sorry for

Very good mikeycoxn1!