~~~Advice thread for the unemployed and unemployable~~~

Generally the advice is to help them live better lives.

Also healthier ones so they don't sponge so much off the state.

sell betting tips

If you are claiming  jobseeker’s allowance best not to tell the DHSS how much money you're  making on here.

GET A FU CKING A JOB.

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In a big fk off billy can fry some onions, add big bag of carrots and a big swede and a tin or two of tomatoes and chicken stock.  Boil and blend.  Probably get 15 bowls of tasty and healthy soup for about two quid.  Bread rolls 4 for 38p at Aldis.

When in the countryside, look out for farms giving away range eggs

Sheep and cattle rustling is proving popular in the Fens these days.

Never seen a report of pigs going missing...

Swans must taste nice, as they keep vanishing from the River Nene as well.

Private fishing lakes are allegedly getting looted by poachers.

Rustling wasn't in the local rags 10 years ago when I moved up here, so I'm afraid that the blame is sitting squarely on the shoulders of poorly paid or unemployed eastern Europeans.

Or illegal immigrants who can't claim any benefits, and can't find any illegal work. 

It will no doubt stop when the farming season starts up again.

Baa-aa-astards

when rustling sheep in Wales it is considered polite to wait until the local gent (s) have finished 'tenderising' the beast before having it away

free food: get married for the rice

Never steal a welsh mans fave sheep IMO.

lay your tips...and you will never need to work again

G1 are you a welshy??

Your photo needs to be turned 90 degrees clockwise.

buy 3 or 4 crayfish traps(available on ebay) or buy 1 and copy it and make 3 or 4, cheaper , ........go to local river ,lake or canal these places are full of signal crayfish (declared a pest in our waterways ) put in some meat as bait chuck in weighted traps and secure with string,feck off home and play on betfair for about 5 or 6 hours ,return to waters edge ,retrieve traps ,should be plenty of crayfish ,take home and boil said crayfish till pink  very tasty, like a little lobster ! add thousand island dressing or similar ,and consume

money tree the dope cant even operate a camera ffs

Crayfish with a blackberry compote is very summery and both free.

The food people put out in the small recycling bins on collection day is not edible.

Jan 4, 2015 -- 4:32PM, call me a taxi wrote:

Sheep and cattle rustling is proving popular in the Fens these days. Never seen a report of pigs going missing... Swans must taste nice, as they keep vanishing from the River Nene as well. Private fishing lakes are allegedly getting looted by poachers. Rustling wasn't in the local rags 10 years ago when I moved up here, so I'm afraid that the blame is sitting squarely on the shoulders of poorly paid or unemployed eastern Europeans. Or illegal immigrants who can't claim any benefits, and can't find any illegal work.  It will no doubt stop when the farming season starts up again.Baa-aa-astards

What about those bunch of lovable rascals, The Travellers (who don't travel) ?

I have no problems with them, and they have a site about 4 miles away.

Better than NEWHAM, with Somalis on your facking doorstep.

Travellers will nick anything.  Whether it is nailed down or not.  Were even nicking the fkin manhole covers and drain covers back home.  And they are dirty.  And they are always setting up camp on Sussex's beautiful cricket pitches.  They are far more awful than theaverage immigrant.