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call me a taxi
01 Jan 15 23:40
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Brigitte Bardot - 5 feet 3 - still alive - age 80

Audrey Hepburn - 5 feet 6 - brown bread aged 64, would have been 85

Grace Kelly - 5 feet 6  - brown bread aged 52, would have been 85

Jan Francis - can't find her height, I'd guess at 5 feet 4  max.  - still alive - age 67

Gina Lollobrigida - 5 feet 5 - still alive - age 87

Anybody want to put photos up?
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Report acquiesce12 • January 1, 2015 11:43 PM GMT
f uck me you must be one foot in the grave, grey as a badger with more lines than a barcode, a load of 80 year old women ffs
Report call me a taxi • January 1, 2015 11:46 PM GMT
thank you for calling.
Report call me a taxi • January 2, 2015 1:04 PM GMT
A tad short of voters today, I fear.

Is it 'Betfair Gay Day' on here?
Report Burton-Brewers • January 2, 2015 1:34 PM GMT
Her Serene Highness Princess Grace of Monaco who's toilet lid I would have cleaned with my tongue, the most delicate, fragrant and beautiful woman of all time.
Report Crisp77 • January 2, 2015 1:44 PM GMT
This reminds me of the time I tried to sh*g one of the Golden Girls. I wined and dined her, the full works but she just didn't fancy me. She did however say 'thank you for being a friend'.
Report Crisp77 • January 2, 2015 1:44 PM GMT
Sorry. Forgot the asterix.
Report Burton-Brewers • January 2, 2015 1:48 PM GMT
out of those I'll vote for Grace Kelly
Report Capt__F • January 2, 2015 5:24 PM GMT
Jan Francis
Report SlippyBlue • January 2, 2015 6:32 PM GMT
Bardot must be a shoe in shirley?
Report Kit-Kat-Dan • January 2, 2015 6:47 PM GMT
Vote for Gina here - I assume we're voting based on prime condition as I imagine most of these are as dried up as a nun's crotch without foreplay?
Report Burton-Brewers • January 2, 2015 7:04 PM GMT
Grace Kelly
Report anubis7 • January 2, 2015 8:43 PM GMT
Brigitte Bardot
Report Make my hay • January 2, 2015 8:50 PM GMT
Brigitte bardot
Report Make my hay • January 2, 2015 9:00 PM GMT
(Brigitte bardot) - During the 1990s, she generated controversy by criticizing immigration and Islam in France, and has been fined five times for inciting racial hatred.

Sounds right up Taxis street Grin
Report Burton-Brewers • January 2, 2015 9:03 PM GMT
put me down for Grace Kelly
Report call me a taxi • January 2, 2015 9:34 PM GMT
Burt - fack orf Laugh
Report call me a taxi • January 2, 2015 9:45 PM GMT
and has been fined five times for inciting racial hatred.

One of the worlds most atupidly worded charges.

Man 1: You facked that right up you thick bastard, now we've got to stay late and put it right.

Man 2: Sorry. What a cnunt I am.

No crime has been committed, and it doesn't denote hate at all, it simply means that somebody has been stupid and facked something up, and has been told it was his fault.

But if you put 'black' in between 'thick' and 'bastard', it suddenly becomes a race hate crime and the race card gets played.


WALOFS!!!

If you didn't mention 'black' he'd be happy to be called a thick bastard and keep his job.
Report Burton-Brewers • January 2, 2015 10:07 PM GMT
http://www.grapheine.com/bombaytv/publicite-en-c04ea4b6823292e1398f27cbfd288...
Report Capt__F • January 2, 2015 10:51 PM GMT
burtHappyQuality
Report call me a taxi • January 2, 2015 11:24 PM GMT
I agree with Capt___F
Report call me a taxi • January 3, 2015 2:00 PM GMT
Brigitte won in a canter by 2 lengths from Grace, Jan and Gina who finished level.

Audrey never got a vote.
Report Burton-Brewers • January 3, 2015 2:23 PM GMT
****
Report Burton-Brewers • January 3, 2015 2:23 PM GMT
f i x e d
Report call me a taxi • January 3, 2015 4:56 PM GMT
Laugh
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