I have two unopened Christmas puddings ...

Thinly veiled I once had a social life thread

Ah, takes me back to 1983 c-c, the girlfriends that is not the Christmas puds.

I would have been more impressed with two unopened 16 yr olds

I've got nieces that age you filthy beast.

Send em over to me. I will cough up the fare of course...

Please clarify g2d, do you want cc's puds or sb's niece's, with a man of your age it is hard to know which you'd plump for given the choice...!

Not hard to work out , even for a langer..

The day Christmas puds pay fare will be a revelation..

^ He's just muckin' about.

Thought you said that you were paying the fare...?

I was wrong. It is too hard...

I must say I'm very disappointed in the lack of interest concerning my puddings.

Anne Boleyn said much the same thing in 1536.