Im a clever little bástard ....so i am.....?

Are you on a go slow tonight?

James Dean

Are you a human being?
Are you British?

Are you on a go slow tonight?............

James Dean....no

Are you a human being?...............................no
Are you British?.....................suppose i could be ....but im not human

Halley's Comet

Are you a cartoon character?
Are you an inanimate object?

Sextant

Are you that big shiny thing up in the sky they call the Sun?

map

Are you a lighthouse?

map

Are you a road traffic sign?

that new space telescope

Halley's Comet.no
Are you a road traffic sign?.no
map.no
Are you a lighthouse?..no

Sextant.no

The Hubble telescope.

Were you invented by man?

that new space telescope.no

Are you that big shiny thing up in the sky they call the Sun?.no




i am no longer alive....it was a long time ago

The Hubble telescope..no

Were you invented by man?...........i was created by god...

i am no longer alive....it was a long time ago

I thought they weren't human so is that cryptic?

Are you Jesus?

Im a clever little bástard ....so i am.

i have helped to show the way................ gtfi.........chargeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

are you the betfair horse racing forum?

...i was created by god

Who was created by man!

I thought they weren't human so is that cryptic?.already said i wasn't human.....

are you the betfair horse racing forum?..............................no


Are you Jesus?............no...........your are gonna love this one aka...when we have a winner..



you all need to ask questions................

Are you a cartoon character?
Are you an inanimate object?

You missed these.


Mange where are you?

i am a legend................

Neaderthals

Neanderthals

Are you The Holy Ghost?

Are you a cartoon character?............no
Are you an inanimate object?..........................im not an object i was a living thing

You missed these.


Mange where are you?............

Neaderthals.no............................clever little bástard...(clue not you)..

Are you The Holy Ghost?................no

Are you from greek or celtic mythology?

Are you a religion?
Are you a concept?

Are you in the bible?

Are you from greek or celtic mythology?..........im answering it with a .....yes/no....but did i excist or not.....im saying yes it did

Are you a religion?........no
Are you a concept?...no

Are you in the bible?.......................no

a dragon

ok a clue..............i helped someone do something.......

a dragon.....great answer..outside the box...............sadly.no

Are you ad or bc?

Minotaur

String

Minotaur..........no......................

Are you ad or bc?.....after christ

did u have bones?

String......no

Excalibur.

Were you vegetation of some sort?
Were you a sea creature?

Were you vegetation of some sort?
Were you a sea creature?

Owl

did u have bones?.........internet says no

do you think it had bones?

Excalibur.

Were you vegetation of some sort?........................no
Were you a sea creature?........................no....................AKA IM A FECKING LEGEND....YOU SHOULD KNOW I AM

Owl.no

Are you from greek mythology...just to be clear?

Excalibur......NO

Golden Fleece

Are you from greek mythology...just to be clear?.........NO......im not a myth some say i am

are you the missing link

AKA IM A FECKING LEGEND....YOU SHOULD KNOW I AM

John Greig - nap

atlantis

Golden Fleece...no

are you the missing link...............no





another clue..... he saw me do something

missed second half of everton game now

Comet

John Greig - nap............is he from rangers, if so ........fecking.....no chance


atlantis..no

Comet.....no

missed second half of everton game now...............wait till you find out the answer...

your a fairy

Was a book written about you?
Are you a Dickens character?

your a fairy....ive been called many things on here but fairy never....................oh and your wrong....

Was a book written about you?......yes books about ushint hint
Are you a Dickens character?...no

Are you Billy the Fish?
Are you something to do with sport?

Star of Bethlehem?

bigfoot

im only looking for me .....not the one who was watching..............

Are you Scottish?

Were you an inspiring little spider who lived in a cave?

Are you Billy the Fish?..............ffs give me some credit....
Are you something to do with sport?.........way of the mark
bigfoot..........no




clues everywhere AKA

Did you inspire Robert  the Bruce?

gtfi  we have a winner TAKE A BOW SON AKA A TRUE SCOT.


Were you an inspiring little spider who lived in a cave?...........................YES



The legend of Bruce and spider is world famous.

It is said that in the early days of Bruce’s reign he was defeated by the English and driven into exile. He was on the run - a hunted man. He sought refuge in a small dark cave and sat and watched a little spider trying to make a web.

Time and time again the spider would fall and then climb slowly back up to try again.

If at first you don't succeed - try, try again.

Finally, as the Bruce looked on, the spider managed to stick a strand of silk to the cave wall and began to weave a web. Robert the Bruce was inspired by the spider and went on to defeat the English at the Battle of Bannockburn.

WALOS

Well done akabula

WD AKA the wife's pleased I have just put the rope away.

fecking two hours of my life trying to get a scot to say spider...........



well done

The story of Robert the Bruce and the spider was told to me at primary school and is the only thing I remember from my time there.

gutted

Spider must be turning in his grave at the referendum result.

Spider must be turning in his grave at the referendum result.................




best post of the night....i wish you had of won and not that fecker AKA.....................

Better Together.

The problem with the referendum is that unlike that wee spider Salmond, or his wee poster girl for that matter, couldn't inspire anyone.
No trust that was the problem. We needed a Robert the Bruce or even a William Wallace type to follow.

Just back in, WD AKA, inspired.

il sign off........................good craic.



well done aka..... im off to google something to do with them engulanders..........





cheers kweeveen................

I'm not sure spiders are clever, it's all instinct.
I've tried to teach one to play chess. Absolutely useless.

Quite good at table football though.

Just Checking, you're hanging around with the wrong spiders.

"Instinct" still amazes me, that in the original tiny little single cell virtually all the elaborate behaviours of a species can be encoded, like a specific spider species type of web, and how to use it. They aren't taught. I can see how a leg or finger might be encoded, but it's harder to imagine how it encodes all the mating rituals or hunting habits of insects over its entire lifetime.

How is it that the human genome is encoded to know that after 10 pints man needs a pizza or a kebab to survive?

I hate the feckers

How is it that the human genome is encoded to know that after 10 pints man needs a pizza or a kebab to survive?

You've got me there, I'm going on the web to find out..............................







I'll get me coat.

Neurons in a Honey bee brain : 960,000 (similar to a spider)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_animals_by_number_of_neurons

do we know the spider is actually dead ?

It is a worry..........................

longest life span for any spider is about 25 years

Robert the Bruce ate the spider as he was a wee bit peckish....according to some bird in Kirkcaldy.