THERES BEEN ALOT OF NICE WHITE WHISPY CLOUDS IN THE SKY TODAY

SOME TIMES I JUST LOOK AT A LITTLE PIECE OF CLOUD AND WAIT UNTILL IT DISSAPEARS ALLTOGETHER

WEVE GOT A BIN IN THE BACK GARDEN ,AND MANY A MORNING OR NIGHT THERE IS A PUDDLE OF WATER ON THE LID,AND THE PAVING STONES ON WHICH ITS LAY IS DRY , I TIP THE PUDDLE OF WATER OFF THE LID AND WATCH THE WATER TRICKLE INTO ALL THE NOOKS AND CRANNYS OF THE MORTAR IN THE PAVING STONES ,ITS VERY THERAPUTIC.
THE ONLY TROUBLE IS MY MAM SHOUTS AT ME ,AS SHE SAYS SHE NEEDS TO PASS THROUGH THE WATER TO GET TO HER WASHING LINE

This is quite appalling aftertiming from DwD.

A horse called Many Clouds won the 3:45 at Carlisle just before he started this thread.

Clouds are vastly over-rated.
When I was young I got told they were heavens carpets by my mother.
Never ever liked them since I learned that wasn't true.

I LIKE WATCHING THE STREET DRY WHEN IM WAITING FOR A BUS , I HAVE A BET WITH MY SELF THAT A PATCH OF WET WILL DRY BEFORE A BUS COMES ,I WATCH IT FOR TWENTY MINS THEN I FORGET WHAT PATCH I WAS LOOKING AT

How Sweet To Be A Cloud

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yqr4UK41GM&list=PLyAVlgtF_y0kFxGT1KJZ2w1Nowhhhy600

DR CRIPPEN ,I NEVER EVEN NOTICED THAT,I WAS TOO BUSY WATCHING THE CLOUDS AND THINKING YOU DONT SEE MANY WHITE WHISPY CLOUDS THESE DAYS

I LIKE WATCHING THE STREET DRY WHEN IM WAITING FOR A BUS , I HAVE A BET WITH MY SELF THAT A PATCH OF WET WILL DRY BEFORE A BUS COMES ,I WATCH IT FOR TWENTY MINS THEN I FORGET WHAT PATCH I WAS LOOKING AT

Ah well at least you aint wasting yer life away.

Thanks for the tip Do Wah

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Have you ever wandered lonely as a cloud Do wah?
If so then you are in celebrated company.

CURIOUS CAT IVE JUST WATCHED THAT VIDEO,THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE PUTTING CLOUDS ON YOU TUBE AND I THINK IM DAFT

I can still remember that off by heart, Foinavon. It was drilled into us at school.

Well, the first verse anyway.

A host, of golden daffodils.

How I look forward to Spring.

AKABULA THERES NOT ALOT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOUR WAITING FOR A BUS IVE TRIED ALL THE USUAL THINGS LIKE SEEING HOW LONG I CAN HOLD MY BREATH FOR,AND COUNTING HOW MANY BLACK PEOPLE AND HOW MANY WHITE PEOPLE GO PAST MY BUS STOP,AND LOOKING AT ALL THE CARS GOING PAST ME THINKING I BET THERES A LOT OF THEM IN CARS WHOSE GONE PAST ME ARE THE SAME PEOPLE THAT I USED TO GIVE A LIFT TO WHEN I HAS MY CAR,

FOINAVON YES I TOO LOVE IT WHEN I SEE DAFFODILLS APEAR AFTER WINTER ,I THINK BETTER TIMES ARE ON THEIR WAY

Do wah - In that situation I wouldn't waste my time looking at water drying. I'd be more fruitful and dream of a night or two with Lulu. But when we were both in our prime.

When I'm waiting for a bus they all seem to be going the other way. Then when one does come it's the wrong number.

Once we get past the winter solstice we will know that spring is on the way Do wah.

YES ,BUT LIKE I SAID IF YOU HAD SEEN HER ,YOU WOULD HAVE JUST THOUGHT THERES A LITTLE OLD LADY,IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF I HAD JUST MY MEMORIES OF HER,SHE LOOKS NICE ON QVC THEY MUST PUT LOTS OF MAKE UP ON HER

I once saw Lulu in Liverpool in the early 1960s. She was tiny and very bubbly.

I WAS UPSET WHEN I SAW MAX BYGRAVES IN PERSON HE SAS AN OLD MAN AND THEN I SAW ALEX STEPNEY THE MAN UTD GOALEE AND HE LOOKED LIKE A LITTLE  OLD MAN ,I SAID TO MY DAUGHTER HE LOOKS OLD TO WHICH SHE REPLIED HE DOESNT LOOK AS OLD AS YOU DAD,THEN WHEN I SAW LULU I THOUGHT HOW LONG HAVE I GOT TO LIVE

SHE WAS VERY BUBBLY ,SHE WAS THE BUBBLIEST OLD LASY IVE EVER SEEN

LADY^^

Do wah when Lulu first appeared on the music scene she was stunning and wore wee minis.
Still not bad looking btw.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GlLURu4N7A

This will cheer you up Do wah and its got Kylie and Lulu together (@4.20 but the whole clip good)

I saw Lulu live when she was young and lovely.
She's an old crow now.

I saw Lulu live when she was young and lovely.
She's an old crow now.

She'd still turn her nose up at the likes of you though.

I see akabula.

Takes one to know one eh?

Aka IVE JUST LOOKED AT THAT CLIP BUT VOLUME NOT WORKING ON IT ,I WATCHED HER WITH NEIL DIAMOND ON YOU TUBE 2013 AND THATS THE LULU IN MY MIND ,SHES A GREAT ARTIST I SAW HER IN THE 70S LIVE AT A NIGHT CLUB AND SHE NEVER TOOK HER EYES OFF ME,SHE NEVER MENTIONED THAT NIGHT WHEN I SAW HER ON PICCADILLY RAILWAY STATION AND I WASNT BRINGING IT UP

Alas she would turn her nose up at me as well.
She has her standards I suppose.

MY FAV RECORD IS LEAVE A LITTLE LOVING ,AND BOOM BANG ABANG WHICH SHE TIED FOR FIRST PLACE IN THE EURO VISION CONTEST,BUT WHEN SHE SANG LEAVE A LITTLE LOVING AT THE CLUB I WAS IN ,I THING SHE SANG IT ON PURPOSE TO GET AT MY HEART STRINGS

I SAW HER IN THE 70S LIVE AT A NIGHT CLUB AND SHE NEVER TOOK HER EYES OFF ME,

Why was that DwD?

BECAUSE I WAS LOVELY LOOKING

I see.
That's not the way I'd imagined you but if you say so that's fine by me.

A pity Do wah. It's from the closing ceremony of this years Commonwealth games.
Was an awesome night and Kylie and Lulu singing Auld Lang Syne was one of the highlights.

GIRLS USED TO STOP ME IN THE STREET AND PUT THEIR ARMS AROUND ME ,AND ASKED COULD THEY HAVE A PHOTO WITH ME AND THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE A CAMERA

It sounds like Lulu missed her big chance with you DwD.

Women usually take the penny when there's a pound being offered as well.

I went off Kylie when she joined in the eating of live creatures on the Johnathan Ross show.

I WILL GET IT LATER ,IT S JUST THAT VIDEO THAT HAS NO SOUND THE REST ARE OK

Kylie is lovely as well.

Didn't she get cancer and had to have a bit lopped off?

I went off Kylie when she joined in the eating of live creatures on the Johnathan Ross show.

Never saw that Kenny. I presume it was insects?

She's appeared in Dr Who as well.

KENNY MANN YOUR JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE SHE COULDNT TAKE HER EYES OFF ME,YOU CALLED THE DOOLEYS RECORD ON A THREAD THE OTHER DAY WHEN YOU FOUND OUT THAT ID BEEN OUT WITH KATHY DOOLEY,

GIRLS JUST LIKED ME BECAUSE I WAS GORGEOUS ,IT WASNT BECAUSE I WAS WELL VERSED ON THE INGREEDIENTS OF MAKEING ALCOHOL OR  WELL VERSED ON THE PEDIGREE OF HORSES BECAUSE I WAS IN THE BOOKIES ALL THE TIME

I USED TO JUST SIT THERE LOOKING BEAUTIFUL ,I DIDNT HAVE ALOT TO SAY AS I WAS VERY SHY

Yes, insects akabula.

I DIDNT EVEN PICK MY CLOTHES MY MAM PICKED THEM FROM HER H P STORE

Yes DwD, we all appreciate the drawbacks associated with being good looking.

here it is.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3I_wTZsNpU

They don't like it when you fart in their faces because you're so tall.

I was gorgeous but I don't go on about it all the time. lol

ITS NO GOOD BEING JUST LOOKING ,GIRLS JUST WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND MARRY YOU,THEIR NOT INTERESTED IN GAMBLING AND GOING IN ROUGH PUBS,UNLESS THEVE GOT A DRUNK DAD

still am if the lightings favourable.

All right Do Wah, dig out an old photo, stick it on tiny pics and I'll do the same. The forum can decide who was more gorgeous.

YOUR ALWAYS TELLING US ABOUT YOUR CHICS,MORE LIKE OLD HENS I BET

I turn heads still. You turn stomachs.

I PDONT KNOW HOW TO PUT A PHOTO ON A COMPUTER AND IM NOT SHOWING MY IDENTITY INCASE  IM IDENTIFIED ,MY MAM THINKS I GO ON MY COMPUTER TO LOOK AT STEAM TRAINS

A challenge from Kenny mann there.

''Show me yours and I'll show you mine.''

ha ha.

That clip was sickening Kenny. How do peep think that's entertaining?

it's easy DwD simply copy a picture of Clint Eastwood and post that.

YOUR ALWAYS TELLING US ABOUT YOUR CHICS,MORE LIKE OLD HENS I BET

Indeed akabula. Can't stand Bear Grylls.

It wasn't that fkin funny. lol

Talking about chicks, a few years ago I spotted an old girlfriend on a TOTP film. Think it was a David Essex song. I started a thread about it. May still be in the archive. I'll see if the clips still there.

Was that the episode the Roly Polys were on?

Wow, it's still there. Girl on left of screen with her left shoulder pointing towards David.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_vyuPC9UBTw

Video only put on this years so old one must have been taken down. She wasn;t stunning but I'd heard she went like a train.

There are 2 as you describe Kenny. Is it the one in light blue or the other one?
And btw did she?

Well not a train exactly but most satisfactory. She first appears at 0-30 with her left hand on her head. Te blonde on her left is prettier. Met her in Leeds Mecca.

A few years later I met the wife in Leeds Mecca. I thought she was at home looking after the kids.

kenny mann,

I always pictured you as a pig the way you're always going on about them.

So what are you - good looking as pigs go?

Jesus kenny that song was brutal, I should have turned the sound off when looking at the girl

Best looking pig in the pigsty?

It's a brilliant song foxy.

OK we can't all like the same stuff, saw him at the Albert hall, not great live the only memorable song Twist and Shout ffs.

That song was brutal but to be honest DE didn't need to be good to draw a crowd of females.

Disagree. Very talented man.

I suppose he had that in common with Kenny and Do wah, the lucky bs.

That girl wasn't dissimilar to my first real girlfriend Kenny and she was mad for it.
I lost her to a footballer who, ironically, played for the team I support.

Name and shame aka'.

Thought she looked fine kenny.

Thanks foxy, she was a 6 probably.

Looks nearer an 8 to me Kenny. Maybe my standards are lower.
He lived near her and had a car and a few quid to spare.
Was an ugly fecker but I suppose his wealth, compared to mine, and his status as a footballer turned her head.
It didn't last long and she phoned me to meet up again which we did but I 'opted out' after a few weeks.

I WISH I KNEW THEN WHAT I KNOW KNOW ,I WOULD HAVE STAYED OUT OF THE BOOKIES AND BEEN LEAD SINGER IN A BOY BAND ,AND GOT USE TO WEARING A CONDOM

ID OF MADE SURE ID HAVE ENOUGH MONEY PUT ASIDE TO BUY A PKT OF CASHEW NUTS WHEN I FELT LIKE SOME

Life's a bitch ain't it.

ONLY WHEN YOUR LEFT TO YOUR OWN DEVICES

That Kenny mann soon cleared off when you challenged him to post a photo of himself DwD.

I wonder if he's ever fallen from grace?

KENNYS ALRIGHT ,IF I WAS STILL DRINKING IM SURI ID LIKE HIS COMPANY UNTILL HE GOT ON MY NERVES .

You wouldn't be very impressed if he walked into the pub with his pet pig on a lead.

With his cats crapping all over the floor as well.

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You put the cat litter in the cupboard??!!   Shouldn't it go on the floor? 

No, it should go in a tray. lol