How Good Is This...?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6fnrNBNG18

Part 2...about 10 mins. - La Fata Autostoppista Monica Vitti...

Nobody watched this? It's better than the Italian Job...

Any cats in it?

Well I fookin' knew YOU'D hate it! Even though it's got all those 60s cars and Esso petrol stations!

I don't hate it.

I haven't watched it.

Yet.

"Mi shock-o...stress-o...traw-mah!"

Even though it's in Italian, you can guess what she's saying..."The way I dress is too much for you? What if I do up one button...two buttons? Hey, pal - keep your eyes on the road...you want to undress me? Do you?"

An  ugly light blue car, followed by what looked like a Volvo that Simon Templar used to drive, a Mini, an ESSO garidge, A Fiat sports car.

She was unlucky.

I could have been passing in my old PILLAR BOX RED Mk 2 Jaguar, with cream colored PLARKOTEX upholstery, then where would the Fiat driver be...Mu ha HA HA HA HA...

Even Carlos Monzo never had a Mk 2 Jaguar.

Benny Hills favourite film

Spot on, Brendan - classy Italian version of Benny Hill...

At the garage she says she doesn't want anything and then says, "Maybe a nice ice cream..." then..."Strawberry and lemon!"

translation-engine-a-go-go.com

PLARKOTEX would drive her insane!

PLARKO-IMMOBILE was banned in Italy in May '65.

Yeah, young Italian studs were extracting PLARKO-IMMOBILE from bicycle repair kits and rubbing it on their boll0x -- it was driving the women insane...a lot of babies in Palermo were born out of wedlock that year and the Catholic church petitioned the government to place a total ban on all PLARKOTEX related products, except tan shoe polish and blue Play-doh.

Charles Bronson tried to make a film about it but he was warned-off by Opus Dei.

the hot blonde chick is 83 now.

She suffers from Alzheimer's...

Modesty Blaise

oh dear, can't believe that was 1966, looks like yesterday.

Stop mentioning 1966 FFs!! And don't mention Nobby Stiles doin' a jig!!

doin' a jig!!

A mix of slang means our nobby was shagging a greville?

Shirley Knot.

You just can't help yourself cmat, can you?

I used to, but I got arrested for shoplifting.

Pilfero!

Filchio!

tea leaf!

Bevvy merchant!