HOW MANY OF YOU KNOW THE LATIN NAMES OF THE FLOWERS IN YOUR GARDEN

YOUD BE SURPRISED THERES PEOPLE OUT THERE THAT CAN REEL THEM OFF QUICKER THAN THE CAN ORDER A ROUND OF DRINKS IN THE PUB

I  DONT KNOW WHERE THEY GET THIS KIND OF INFORMATION FROM,NOBODY IN THE PUBS I USED TO VISIT EVER TALKED IN LATIN ABOUT THE FLOWERS IN THEIR GARDEN,THEY DIDNT EVEN TALK ABOUT THEM IN ENGLISH

FANCY WANTING TO KNOW WHAT A DANSYLION IS CALLED IN LATIN

Christ, the Chinese have got these bots off to a fine art ! Respect !

I WONDER IF IT WAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH HAVING AN UNHAPPY CHILDHOOD AND THEY TURNED TO FLOWERS TO HELP THEM FORGET

THESE ARE THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT GO AND LISTEN TO CHAMBER MUSIC ,WHERE PEOPLE PLAY OBOES AND CHELLOS,I DONT UNDERSTAND WHATS IT ALL ABOUT,ITS NOT AS THOUGH THEY COME OUT OF A CHAMBER MUSIC RECITAL AND START HAVEING A GOOD OLD SING SONG WHEN THEIR DRUNK

The Forget-me-not : Myosotis scorpioides

Giant Tulip - Hopus Soloius

WHEN I GOT FREE TICKETS TO ONE ,ME AND MY MAM JUST SAT THERE AND LAUGHED ,THERE WASNT ONE TUNE THAT WE KNEW AND SHE USED TO ALLWAYS GET THE TITTLES OF THE SONGS WHEN WE LISTENED TO SING SOMETHING SIMPLE AFTER JUST A FEW NOTES ,I THINK PEOPLE JUST GO TO THEM RECITALS BECAUSE THEIR GRANDCHILDREN  ARE PLAYING A FIDDLE OR BASOON OR SOMETHING TO MAKE THEM FEEL AS THOUGH THEY CARE FOR THEM

Be careful talking about grandchildren fiddling with bassoons, Do Wah. Yewtree might come a-knockin'.

SEE WHAT I MEAN ,HOW MANY OF YOU KNEW WHAT A GIANT TULIP WAS CALLED IN LATIN,MIKAEL DOES IT JUST SHOWS YOU ,I BET HIS GIRLFRIEND WAS DEAD IMPRESSED WHEN HE TOOK HER IN ASDA AND ASKED THE ASSISTANT COULD HE HAVE A BUNCH OF HOPUS SOLOIUS

I BET HIS GIRLFRIEND  FELT  SPECIAL UNTIL HE SAID AND WHERE CAN I FIND THE BOTTLES OF WHITE LIGHTENING

MY EX WIFE USED TO LIKE THAT MONTY DON AND SHE USED TO SWOON WHEN HE TALKED ABOUT LATIN FLOWERS,SHE  SAID WHY CANT YOU BE MORE LIKE HIM,I SAID YOU DONT SAY THAT WHEN YOU WANT ME TO PUT YOUR GRAND NATIONAL BET ON DO YOU

I SAID YOU WANTED ME TO BE LIKE ROCK HUDSON UNTILL YOU FOUND OUT HE WAS GAY

SHE SAID I WANT A DEVORCE WEVE NOTHING IN COMMON ,I SAID WE HAVE WE BOTH LIKE PAPPADOMS WITH RED ONIONS ON THEM,I SAIS WHEN WE MARRIED WE BOTH SAID FOR BETTER OR WORSE,SHE SAID I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT STAYING WITH A DRUNK LYING COMPULSIVE GAMBLER

I SAID CANT WE HAVE A TRIAL SEPERATION AT FIRST SHE SAID IVE LEFT YOU THREE TIMES ALL READY AND YOUVE BEEN THAT DRUNK YOUVE NEVER EVEN NOTICED ,ALL YOU SAID WHEN I CAME BACK WAS WHATS FOR TEA

SHE SAID WHY JUST  CANT YOU BE NORMAL,I SAID IM NOT A DOCTOR I DONT KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT

Lots of dandylions in my garden ... dunno about anythin else, canny see any flowers

I love gardening , but have no idea why gardening experts think mentioning the Latin names is at all relevant.

nice to see you back Do Wah Diddy

I cant think why anybody would want you banned

except your ex of course

DRUNK LYING COMPULSIVE GAMBLER

erm...well surely she did not expect you to be perfect did she?

it is just part of being an average bloke surely..maybe not LOL!

I suppose when the Romans were here it was compulsory to use the Latin Names

I WONDER IF THERE WAS ALOT OF TROUBLE WHEN THE ROMAN IMMIGRANTS CAME OVER HERE YEARS AGO ,I WONDER IF ANYONE WROTE GRAFEETI ON THEIR STABLE WALLS  AUGUSTUS ANTONY AND YOUR MATES GET BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY

I WONDER IF THERE WAS ALOT OF TROUBLE WHEN THE ROMAN IMMIGRANTS CAME OVER HERE YEARS AGO ,I WONDER IF ANYONE WROTE GRAFEETI ON THEIR STABLE WALLS  AUGUSTUS ANTONY AND YOUR MATES GET BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY

I WONDER IF THERE WAS ALOT OF TROUBLE WHEN THE ROMAN IMMIGRANTS CAME OVER HERE YEARS AGO ,I WONDER IF ANYONE WROTE GRAFEETI ON THEIR STABLE WALLS  AUGUSTUS ANTONY AND YOUR MATES GET BACK TO YOUR OWN COUNTRY

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

ALL ROMANS ARE PILLAGERS

Yer what?

Yer what?

YOU CAN STICK YOUR ROMAN ROADS UP YOUR ANNUSARBLIE

CLEOPATRA IS A DOG

YOU THINK YOUR ALL TOUGH LETS SEE YOU FIGHT WITHOUT YOUR ARMY

The Romans gave us Hadrian's Wall Do Wah. They also built another one further North but I can't remember what it's called.

YOU JUST WAIT UNTILL SOMEONE INVENTS A GUN AND LETS SEE HOW GOOD YOUR GLADIATORS ARE THEN

The couldn't take it with them when they left so they said you had better have it, it might come in handy one day.

YOU MEAN WIMPEYS WALL ,THAT WAS BUILT BY THE IRISH

The Irish built our canals, all dug out by hand with pick and shovel. Eternally grateful to them.

SHAMROCK SHAMUS AND LEPRECORN LENNY WERE ON THAT JOB

YES THEY BUILT THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL WITH SHOVELS AND WHEEL BARROWS IVE SEEN PICTURES OF THEM SHOVEING WHEELBARROWS WITH HUGE LOADS ,THEY WERE PROPER GRAFTERS

It wasn't called Wimpeys wall. Some smar tarse will come on and tell us soon Do Wah.

IVE SEEN LOADS AND LOADS OF PICTURES OF THE MEN BUILDING THE MANCHESTER SHIP CANAL ,I GO TO BARTON SWING BRIDGE AND SIT NEAR THE BARTON BRIDGEC
SWING BRIDGE MANY A TIME ,WITH A DRINK AND SOME BUTTIES REMEMBERING WHEN I WORKED IN TRAFFORD PARK AND SAW ALL THE SHIPS GOING TO MANCHESTER DOCKS

I don't believe this is the real DO WAH

CHARLIE BE A DARLING AND TELL ME WHY ,

CHARLIE WHEN I WAS DRINKING I KEPT THINKING THINGS WERE GOING ON THAT WERNT GOING ON ,DO YOU THINK WHEN SOME ONE SOUNDS A CAR HORN ITS YOU THAT THERE BEEPING

I don't know about the name of the wall, but I thought Wimpey was an English company.

IF YOUR THE CHARLIE WHO I THINK YOU ARE ,WILL YOU TELL ANNE I STILL WANT MY MILLY MOLLY MANDY RECORD BACK THAT I LENT HER YEARS AGO

AAND CHARLIE STOP TALKING TO THE PLANTS OR EVERYBODY WILL FHINK YOUVE GOT A DRINK PROBLEM

ARE YOU STILL GOING FOT COUNCELLING OVER PEOPLE KEEP CALLING YOU BIG EARS

LIKE I SAID TO YOU IN YATES WINE LODGE YEARS AGO TAKE NO  NOTICE ,YOU DONT NEED THEM KIND OF FRIENDS WHEN YOUVE GOT YOUR MAMS PALACE TO LOUNGE AROUND IN

IF ANY BODY CALLS YOU NAMES AGAIN ,TELL THEM THAT THE LAST ONES WHO UPSET ONE OF YOUR FAMILY ENDED UP IN THE BLOODY TOWER IN A CELL WITH ANN BOLLIN AND SMELLY NELLIE THE MAYFAIR PROSTITUTE