scotland referendum. the real choices!!!!

fellow citizens. tomorrow as you are in the secrecy of the ballot box please think carefully about which way you will vote. also ask yourself why we have only been given a choice of yes or no to just one question? imo listed below are the real choices the people of Scotland have to make every day and I feel it is a national disgrace that nobody from both yes and no camps have even mentioned them during the campaign. are they really in touch with the good people of Scotland? I think not and would ask you to read the list below and ask yourself if either yes or no really deserve your vote.
go to work or take another sickie.
placepot or lucky15
betfair or the betting shop
bingo or casino
new club rangers or same club rangers
Scottish sun or daily record
satellite telly or council telly
blackpool or Benidorm
self catering or all inclusive
pub or sofa
salted peanuts or dry roasted peanuts
pay council tax or season ticket for your football club
flat or jumps
big mac or quarter pounder
regular fries or go large
buckfast or Eldorado
lager or heavy
sauce or vinegar
fritters or chips
pay as you go phone or contract phone
watch Jeremy kyle show or sky plus it
tattoo or sunbed
red bull or lucozade
lottery or scoop 6
marriage or live with partner
normal **** or roll ups.
have you heard salmond and his wee poster girl or the might of the Westminster establishment even touch on any of the above topics during this campaign?  if you feel the above topics are important to the people then what is the point of voting yes or no.? our daily choices and the choices   of future generations will remain the same no matter who wins tomorrow. by way of a protest why not join me in spoiling your ballot paper to express your disgust in the way both camps totally ignored the real choices the people of Scotland have to make every day. yes or no? don't make me laugh!!!!  on Friday morning are things really going to change for my fellow citizens? spoil your paper(its your democratic right) and be part of the silent minority. its your choice......my only desire is that Scottish people will always maintain their sense of humour(hopefully)