When will we lose Wales?

You wait 300 years for one then three come along at once

I went to Wales once. Took a girl to Bangor.

She only spoke one word of Welsh.

Prestatyn!

Going from bad to worse kenny

Will be so sad if they left too. I would have a good blubber.

so you'd feel Blue?

No. I haven't felt blue since Duncan took out a restraining order.

No oil in Wales.  Can't build an economy based on sheep farming imho

ha ha Shane, I won't give up my day job.

Will the politicians be this concerned when Wales hold a reffy?

Scottish nationalism = Scots could make better use of the oil money than baby-eating Westminster Tories.

Welsh nationalism = a handful of Welsh-speaking poets and playwrights looking for a state subsidy for their third-rate art.

HTH.

It will keep the brickies in employment building two walls.

The Welsh know which side of their lava bread is buttered, no chance
of them leaving.

Mr.Dafydd Probert of Llanfairfechan wants independence - but hasn't registered to vote as sign of contempt for Westminster.
There ARE rumours of another one somewhere, but no-one is quite sure whowhere.

It's Dafydd Thomas of Llandewi Brefi, whom I think has moved to Eglwyswrw, but it may be another rumour?

.. Are you siwr?
I'd NEVER have thought it was he - he seems such a bright chap and he's got two GCSE's!!

Wait til Tommy Toes is in charge. He'll lose Wales in no time.

I have been well and truly lost in Wales - does that count?