Famous bell ends that were great at what they did...

alex salmond. for convincing almost half the population of Scotland that they can go it alone..genius.

He will look one pretty soon...

Norwich. alex salmond already is one. we do not have to wait until Thursday for that to be confirmed imo.

Alexander Graham Bell - end

erm Mr Suarez.

john lennon

that's what you get for living south of the river 

http://tiny.cc/s816lx

Fair play conductor, maybe he'll be the monumental bell.....of all time tho' apres la deluge...

Phil Taylor.

Platini
Not the poster but the player.

Quasimodo

Barry Gibb. Love the Bee Gees but he really is a prize bellend.

David Beckham, (nap)
Victoria Beckham (nb)

akabula 14 Sep 14 21:57
Barry Gibb. Love the Bee Gees but he really is a prize bellend.

Really, how so ??

I'm a bit young to remember any interviews etc when they were at their height of fame.

Richard Branson.
Luis Suarez.
Gazza - TIT.
Eric Hall (in his own head).

Watch any interview from the past with all three brothers.
Maurice and Robin always very relaxed but Barry just takes himself so seriously and is always tense.
The interview with Clive Anderson where he walked out is a classic example.

Shane Warne

Judging by his results and his media appearances: Louis Van Gaal.

What a thoroughly unpleasant tosspot he is every time he opens that stoved-in cakehole of his.

A bloke I'd never want to have a drink with.

Diego Armando Maradona Franco.

Suárez may yet overtake him in either bellendness or ability, but unlikely in both.

two knights of the realm to add to the list imo. sir nick Faldo and sir alexander ferguson of govan/old Trafford.

Geoffrey Boycott.

And I say that as a Yorkshireman

cobblaz.what a great shout!!!!!!! boycott only looked after himself and was never ever a good team player imo.

I'm no United fan but Louis van gaal seems ok to me, he is someone who says exactly what he thinks and has the media room well I'm controlled like fergie did, if someone asks a stupid question, he let's them know about it, but yes a definite Marmite character.

And as for the actual question, step forward one Lance Armstrong

Dave Boy Green

All celebrities are bell ends.

Sepp Blatter wins this in a hack canter.

ricky gervais

Lester Piggott

Probably the greatest jockey of all time but every story about him marks him down as a thoroughly dislikeable human being

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The (Bee Gees) interview with Clive Anderson where he walked out is a classic example.

I remember it well...
Les ****s...a classic Clive Anderson wind up.

And here it is
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdvfmGPDVkk

^ T ossers

Paul Daniels.

@johnizere --

David Beckham, (nap)
Victoria Beckham (nb)

David OK.
Victoria -- only with the proviso that we are not talking about her singing -- though I gather the rag trade people reckon she is surprisingly good at fashion (assuming she actually designs the clobber herself).

Ramruma... Yes, maybe good at what she does (apart from the singing)... but this fred is about bell ends, and I think you get the gist of what this fred is about

Barney Curley

Cobblaz. You are the bellend sadly, a true Yorshireman never critisises his own. Including Sir JS.

Detrori.

Cobblaz. You are the bellend sadly, a true Yorshireman never critisises his own. Including Sir JS.

You'll find huggins of dyed-in-the-wool Yorkshiremen who wouldn't p1ss on Boycott if he was on fire.

Kenny Everett at taking the pissa...this immediately springs to mind - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqOh4z2ASdk

curioulsy topical Bob Geldof was great at raising/grabbing money, complete and utter bell end aswell

....and this - Kenny Everett again - interveiw with Clive James  - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp30rl9NnQE......

Classic - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANZ0dJGRHcs

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Ian Wright.