Sep 12, 2014 -- 6:58PM, call me a taxi wrote:
Reminds me of an old friend of mine when he applied to Newham Council for a one bedroomed flat back in the mid 1980s. Their normal rule USED TO BE 'If you have lived in the Borough for 2 years, we may be able to help you.' But things change. He got an appointment to see a Housing Officer and after being made welcome, the questioning started. 'How long have you lived in the Borough of Newham?' 'Just under 3 years.''Do you work in Newham?' 'My firm is in Newham. I'm an HGV1 driver, I go all over the UK.' 'Were you abused as a child?' (He's 4 years older than me and was 40 at the time)'No''Are you dependent on drugs' 'No''Are you homosexual?' 'No.''I'm sorry. I'm afraid it's most unlikely we will be able to help you.' His response, which he said he spoke quietly and didn't raise his voice, or stand up and start ranting (He's 6-4 and over 20 stones) was 'So if I was a junkie poof who sucked my dad off, I'd get a flat.' The woman called security.
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