Beards - yes or no

on women - yes please..

what sort of beard, a weeks worth or a bushy thing which looks awful on everyone imo, suits some not others, someone once said to me  a beard is a woolly jumper for the face  for not so good looking in life, well it was a bit cruder than that to be honest

Never, no, and no.

Not a good look imo and most people that seem to grow one are older people which makes me think that they've got to a point where they just can't be bothered to shave anymore.

smee ^^^^

on the odd occasion I have grown one, the itching starts about two weeks in, my guess is that would last several weeks if you decided to keep it long term.

I don't want to keep your beard thanks.

As with pipe smokers, nobody will disapprove if you don't, but plenty will if you do.

Way back in the day a college buddy of mine had a full, but well trimmed beard. He managed to get an interview for
a good job in an architect's office and he was advised by a tutor that he should take it off, which he did.

No doubt you will have guessed the outcome. Yes, the guy that interviewed him had a very similar style beard to the one he shaved off!

Not withstanding that he did get the position.

elbow patches and reaal ale holy trinity

"Hun, will you have a shave?" is a euphamism in the Strikes household.

I said to Mrs CMAT the 2nd 'Our sex life is going down the drain, you don't turn me on any more.'

'What can I do about it?' she asked.

'I've heard rumours....' I said 'that if you errr (ahem) shave your hair off, it turns some men on...'

'Shall I try it?' she said

I nodded.

40 minutes later she came out of the bathroom with a bald fscking head.

My old man's had a beard & long scruffy hair all his life
I wouldn't mind at his age now but guess it was the fashion in his days & he's never changed, in fact he's never got rid of it, he did used to trim it when i was a bit younger but v rarely & made him look at least 10 years younger
It baffled me ever since I was old enough how he could put up with it not itching half to death even more so when I was old enough to shave myself as I'm the complete opposite to him

I was considering a bit of designer stubble recently but even that's enough to p^ss me right off !

Hate electric shavers, so use a wet shave, hard to have a decent shave after a days growth & anyway shaving with wet shave every day invariably give you a rash at some stage, hence I shave every four or five days unless I need to look smart which luckily is not very often.

If you are happy to have a four or five day growth why not get a designer stubble trimmer?

Bought one for my son and it will cut right down to 0.5mm or whatever you desire.....

'designer stubble' - my arse

It was a 1980s invention to make the yoof look a bit rough.

Mostly sported by gayers these days imo.

We've already got 'men' with shaved chests and pubes.

'Bleached hampsteads' next?

Does a Woman really want to Kiss a Hedgehogs Vagina