Am I on the right planet or in a parallel universe?

are you holding it upside down?

Ffs

No.

South America is dimly lit, then the Atlantic Ocean, then in bright daylight is Africa, to the left of India. Then it goes into darness again.

Nothing wrong with it, it's just time going backwards.

But I don't want the sun to rise in the west and set in the east.

Small price to pay for getting younger by the minute.

Fair poont - I'll be young, fit and handsome again but skint

and a fair point as well.

There are Parallel Worlds for every possible outcome in life. In some world somewhere CMAT is black and I`m a Tory.

Their is know world ware eye iz black....innit.

You may be in an infinite number of parallel universes according to my understanding of relativity and particle physics.

Sadly all of them are useless.

Try harder.

Or he could try a factory reset.

Too easy.

Aye, in some parallel universe out there I have a Masters degree in geography - and know every bus route in Stoke-on-Trent.

Bliss...

Is there a FF button on your phone?  If so, go forward a couple of weeks then reset it and come back on here and tell us the Arc winner

tommy, I think I should have said .....

.... There are Parallel Worlds for ALMOST every possible outcome in life

hahahaha!

You are living on zog, we are twinned with another planet which exists in a far off galaxy,  this body is called earth.