We are all doomed.

Have I got time to perfect me system, brass?

i have a new system for winning,its called the Chelsea system.simple rules=you just back them to win and if they dont just chase to make profit.they wont go three games without winning.but the best thing about this system is you save loads of money because when you discover this system works you stop all other bets on any other sports because you know this system is foolproof.

We're all doomed

We certainly are. For you the world will end when you die. Everything else is just window dressing.

Cheer up, a lifetime is the longest thing you will ever experience.

I'll shall set my  Cryopreservation head equipment  to defrost before the 1000 years then.

Brassneck. Brassneck.
I just decided I don't trust you anymore

I fear your system might come under pressure during the champions league and/or if Mr Costa get's injured.

That's ok when I saw the headline I thought

The Premium charge had gone up
Mick Fitzgerald had got the Newsnight gig
Yewtree were investigating the Mr Men

I'll be well ppistoff that I went to all this trouble to trace my incestors and no-one will be around to benefit from my work :(

the Tigers have 30 years left before they are extinct in the wild, the oil runs out in fifty years? the environment has 50 years before we are scorched... the corals are dying, the fish are being fished out of existence. Same figure keeps coming up - 30-50 years. I personally figure 2035 will be the wrap up date. 2029 meteor strike followed by a few years of mad max antics. Stephen Hawking is being optimistic. First horseman is already loose on the earth. Middle east ablaze. Russia coming into the mess. Nato . Blam.

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i was thinking,if there is hydrogen in the air that we breath,why does some expert extract it  and then we could have power from hydrogen .and there is hydrogen in water,so all we need do is harness the hydrogen.i think i am wasting my time on this forum .nasa should sign me up.

by the way,Notradamus said the world will end in 3014,its sort falls in line with stephen Hawking prediction.

Unfortunately for you brassneck, oil companies monitor chit chat for clever b@stards like you - and they now have you in their sights.  Look out for the red dot.  Nice to have known you.

your right.anyone who finds out how to create free energy ends up dead very quickly.

K-Paxians believe that the universe will shrink back to nothing then expand again, and eveything will be exactly the same, and it keeps repeating. 

You are destined to live the same life over and over again for eternity, so make sure you do your best if this is your first time here.

One of the easiest ways to obtain hydrogen is to get it from water, H 2 O. This method employs electrolysis, which breaks water into hydrogen and oxygen gas.

    water
    9-volt battery
    2 paperclips

    Unbend the paperclips and connect one to each terminal of the battery.

     
    Place the other ends, not touching, into a container of water. That's it!

     
    You'll get bubbles off both wires. The one with more bubbles is giving off pure hydrogen. The other bubbles are impure oxygen. You can test which gas is hydrogen by lighting a match or lighter over the container. The hydrogen bubbles will burn; the oxygen bubbles will not burn.

All you need therefore to solve the World's energy problems is to buy up all the 9v batteries in Pound shops. We should hit the Dragon's Den Brassneck, I think your onto something.

no,its not my first time,i got hypnotised once to give up the smokes and i was blabbering about being a galley slave on a boat,and i really think that i had a dream and it happened,but the guy who put me in the trance taped it and played it back for me,it sent shivers down my spine gods truth,so i never went back to him and went back smoking.

we will change history,how many times have you heard a saying about the car,"it dose'nt run on water"well now it just might.

"He also says that the god particle discovered by the higgs boson in 2012 could destroy the universe"

That's like saying that the electron discovered by the electron could destroy the universe.

Why would discovery of something that has existed since round about the beginning of time cause it to damage us, is it sentient?

No he was talking about the collider that discovered the higgs,i think he means that the idea of creating a big bang in an experiment may back fire some day as they get bigger.He says that an explosion the size of the earth is needed  to prove the god particle workings,and the collider would have to travel way faster than the speed of light.and he is talking googleplex digits in speed.

Nothing in this universe can travel faster than the speed of light so it isn't going to happen. There was some speculation that the LHC might create mini black holes which could engulf us should they start to grow. So far it hasn't happened. Don't think we would know anything about it if it did. Here one instant, gone the next without warning. What's not to like?

Diane Abbott could engulf two or three chit chatters.

It's rumoured that she ate her husband.