The bloke I do my postie round with ......

redbag ?

739?

Let's hope he turns up on time...and at the right studio.

2nd class male

Keep us posted

hope he STAMPS his authority on the dance floor

signed, sealed, delivered shirley

Letters know how he gets on

if he wins, hopefully the cheque for the 250k won't get ''misplaced'' during delivery, as sometimes occurs

Shirtlifter 1.01

Yeah great jokes, i trust none of you are entering the world of entertainment anytime soon .....

Anyhow, the name is Kaine Ward ... he's the only solo act and he does contemporary ballet. Feel free to show your appreciation by casting your vote in his direction please

was anyone watching? dont have sky but think he was one of the first up. Theyre saying on facebook he nailed it, though friends of all the acts will be talking similar. Anyhow, heres hoping ....

Such a great forum for the puns.

VCM

i'm an old stalwart of the forum but pissed myself reading these.

my missus once sold a hat to Marti Pellow of Wet Wet Wet fame.

was she wishing she was lucky?

drum roll plzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I've voted for him. It should be delivered within 5 working days.

i wondered where that hat was from on top of the pops, thanks for solving this sweet little mystery.