From John Wayne as Rooster Cogburn in 'True Grit', on being insulted just before the gunfight. Grabs the reins in his teeth, rifle in one hand and pistol in the other:
'Fill your hands you sonovabitch'
================================================ From Sly Stallone as Deke Da Silva in 'Nighthawks'
Knocks out a mugger by hitting him in the face with a dustbin lid. Grabs his collar and dragging him unconscious along the ground, he says 'You have the right to remain silent'
Zbigniew : Let me get this straight -- the secretary messed things up?
Zigmunt : I'm saying we're out...because...yes, she messed up big time. It was a massive mess up.
From THE DEBRECEN PRECEDENT :Zbigniew : Let me get this straight -- the secretary messed things up?Zigmunt : I'm saying we're out...because...yes, she messed up big time. It was a massive mess up.
Why love if losing hurts so much. I have no answers anymore, only the life I have lived. Twice in that life I’ve been given the choice. As a boy and as a man. The boy choose safety, the man chooses suffering. The pain now is part of the happiness then. That’s the deal.
From Shadowlands:Why love if losing hurts so much. I have no answers anymore, only the life I have lived. Twice in that life I’ve been given the choice. As a boy and as a man. The boy choose safety, the man chooses suffering. The pain now is part o
My God, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Look at him! Look at Geoff Woade! His head must weight fifty pounds on its own
My God, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is now considered sane. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about." Look at him! Look at Geoff Woade! His
From Kill List, the restaurant scene when the god squad start singing .
"Tell god from me, if you're the type of people he hangs around with stay out of my way" . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSaNpHA9Qao
From Kill List, the restaurant scene when the god squad start singing ."Tell god from me, if you're the type of people he hangs around with stay out of my way".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSaNpHA9Qao
Cromwell (Richard Harris -1970)...'It's an odd thing, Mr. Ireton. Every man who wages war believes God is on his side. I'll warrant God should often wonder who is on his'
Cromwell (Richard Harris -1970)...'It's an odd thing, Mr. Ireton. Every man who wages war believes God is on his side. I'll warrant God should often wonder who is on his'
Michael: Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.
The Deerhunter: Robert DeNiro to John Cazale.Michael: Stanley, see this? This is this. This ain't something else. This is this. From now on, you're on your own.
Let's see how much of this great artistic scene gets censored. Mods... I'm only quoting and the context is key! Dennis Hopper and Christpher Walken in "True Romance":
COCCOTTI You know, Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I’m Sicilian. My father was the world heavyweight champion of Sicilian liars. From growing up with him I learned the pantomime. There are seventeen different things a guy can do when he lies to give himself away. A guy’s got seventeen pantomimes. A woman’s got twenty, a guy’s got seventeen. But if you know ‘em like ya know your own face, they beat lie detectors all to hell. Now what we got here is a little game of show and tell. You don’t wanna show me nothin’. But you’re tellin’ me everything. I know you know where they are. So tell me, before I do some damage you won’t walk away from.
CLIFF Could I have one of those Chesterfields now?
COCCOTTI Sure.
CLIFF Got a match? Oh, don’t bother. I got one. (he lights the cigarette) You’re Sicilian, huh?
COCCOTTI Yes, Sicilian.
CLIFF You know I read a lot. Especially about things that have to do with history. I find that **** fascinating. Here is a fact, I don’t know whether you know or not, Sicilians were spawned by ****s.
COCCOTTI Come again?
CLIFF It’s a fact. You see, Sicilians have black blood pumpin’ through their hearts. If you don’t believe me, you can look it up. Hundreds and hundreds of years ago the Moors conquered Sicily. And the Moors are ****s. You see way back then, Sicilians were like wops from northern Italy. They all had blond hair and blue eyes. But, then the Moors moved in there, they changed the whole country. They did so much ****’ with the Sicilian women, that they changed the whole blood-line for ever. That’s why blond hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it’s absolutely amazing to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, Sicilians still carry that **** gene. No I’m quotin’ history. It’s written. It’s a fact.
COCCOTTI (laughing) I love this guy.
CLIFF Your ancestors are ****s. Your great, great, great, great, great-grandmother **** a ****, and she had a half-**** kid. Now, if that is a fact. Tell me, am I lyin’? Cause you, you’re part eggplant.:)
Let's see how much of this great artistic scene gets censored. Mods... I'm only quoting and the context is key! Dennis Hopper and Christpher Walken in "True Romance":COCCOTTIYou know, Sicilians are great liars. The best in the world. I’m Sicilian.
Dewey wrote 'Clouseau..................it's midweek 20:55 - how ar you doing?'.....................no further reply needed. I've got the message!Crazy
Apologies for quoting lines from a popular box-office moving picture that I thought were quite memorable.
Is it too late to turn our relationship into something more platonic?
Dewey wrote 'Clouseau..................it's midweek 20:55 - how ar you doing?'.....................no further reply needed. I've got the message!CrazyApologies for quoting lines from a popular box-office moving picture that I thought were quite memo
Minstrel: ♫♫ He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp / Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken / To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away / And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin / His head smashed in and his heart cut out And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged / And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off And his penis...♫♫
Sir Robin: That's enough music for now, lads.
Minstrel: ♫♫ He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp / Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken / To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away / And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin / His
From the film Airplane ... (a passenger is unwell in the scene)
"quick, the hospital"
"what is it?"
"it's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now"
or something like that. Shirley the best comedy film ever. Copied but never bettered.
From the film Airplane ... (a passenger is unwell in the scene)"quick, the hospital""what is it?""it's a big building with patients in it, but that's not important right now"or something like that. Shirley the best comedy film ever. Copied but neve
'See this car, and that car over there. We want somebody to drive 'em down to Aintry for us.'
'Lewis, check out his hat.'
plunk a plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk
'Goddam, I could play all day with that guy.'
'I believe he could too, I believe he could.'
Great film.
'See this car, and that car over there. We want somebody to drive 'em down to Aintry for us.' 'Lewis, check out his hat.' plunk a plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk plunk 'Goddam, I could play all day with that guy.''I believe he could too, I believ
Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland th
Charles Hawtrey - Oh hello! I say! What are you doing with that old cow?
Girl - I'm taking her to the bull.
Hawtrey - Oh! Couldn't your father do it?
Girl - No, it has to be the bull.
Charles Hawtrey - Oh hello! I say! What are you doing with that old cow?Girl - I'm taking her to the bull.Hawtrey - Oh! Couldn't your father do it?Girl - No, it has to be the bull.
Could fill pages of this thread with memorable quotes from the Godfather...If only I could remember what they were
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse"
"Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.”
“Lawyers can steal more money with a briefcase than a thousand men with guns and masks."
Of Hyman Roth: "He's been dying of the same heart attack for the past 20 years"
Could fill pages of this thread with memorable quotes from the Godfather...If only I could remember what they were "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse""Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” “Lawyers can steal more money with
Charles Hawtrey - Oh hello! I say! What are you doing with that old cow?
Girl - I'm taking her to the bull.
Hawtrey - Oh! Couldn't your father do it?
Girl - No, it has to be the bull.
ffs
Charles Hawtrey - Oh hello! I say! What are you doing with that old cow?Girl - I'm taking her to the bull.Hawtrey - Oh! Couldn't your father do it?Girl - No, it has to be the bull.ffs
Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Jaws: You're going to need a bigger boat
Lock Stock: Can everybody stop getting facking shot?
Can't remember the film but: Ja, ja, das ist gut ja
Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengea
Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Jaws: You're going to need a bigger boat
Lock Stock: Can everybody stop getting facking shot?
Can't remember the film but: Ja, ja, das ist gut ja
Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengea
Honey, why can't you be nice to me once in a while?
Hugo F. Barnstead:
Oh, I've been thinkin' about it. Then I remember we're married, so why bother?
Virginia Brush: Honey, why can't you be nice to me once in a while?Hugo F. Barnstead: Oh, I've been thinkin' about it. Then I remember we're married, so why bother?
Can't remember the film but: Ja, ja, das ist gut ja
Allow me to translate:
aye, aye, that's reet canny, aye.
It was, of course, The Hunt for Rrred Octoberrrr
Can't remember the film but: Ja, ja, das ist gut jaAllow me to translate:aye, aye, that's reet canny, aye. It was, of course, The Hunt for Rrred Octoberrrr
Obviously there are loads from Pulp Fiction (can't believe it's 20 years old), but my favourite is an exchange between Winston Wolf (Keitel) and Vincent Vega (Travolta) where Vega is objecting to being ordered around as they're trying to clean up the bloody interior of a car
Wolf, "If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast and I need guys like you to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please.....with sugar on top......clean the fu*king car"
Obviously there are loads from Pulp Fiction (can't believe it's 20 years old), but my favourite is an exchange between Winston Wolf (Keitel) and Vincent Vega (Travolta) where Vega is objecting to being ordered around as they're trying to clean up the
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead...... only try to realize the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Spoon boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends,.......................
it is only yourself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaJPNrf1DPY
Spoon boy: Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead...... only try to realize the truth.Neo: What truth?Spoon boy: There is no spoon.Neo: There is no spoon?Spoon boy: Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends,.............
"A eugooglizer: One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly is?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhWBA2lab_M
Derek Zoolander"A eugooglizer: One who speaks at funerals. Or did you think I'd be too stupid to know what a eugoogly is?"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhWBA2lab_M
Jonathan Mardukas: You just said you were hurt. Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt. Jonathan Mardukas: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt." Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say that. Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a grown man. You're in control of your own words. Jack Walsh: You're goddamn right I am. Now here come two words for you: Shut the **** up.
Midnight Run:Jonathan Mardukas: You just said you were hurt.Jack Walsh: I'm not hurt.Jonathan Mardukas: I just asked you if you were hurt and you said "Yeah, I'm hurt."Jack Walsh: That's because you made me say that.Jonathan Mardukas: Jack, you're a
Roger The Butler Joined: 20 Aug 02 Replies: 2260 22 Aug 14 12:54 Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Reminds me of the Princess Bride. (Friggin' hated Gladiator btw.)
Khello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Roger The Butler Joined: 20 Aug 02Replies: 2260 22 Aug 14 12:54 Gladiator: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a
Jack Walsh: How much is here? Jonathan Mardukas: Neighborhood of three-hundred-thousand [dollars] Jonathan Mardukas: . Jack Walsh: That's a, that's a, a very respectable neighborhood.
Jack Walsh: How much is here?Jonathan Mardukas: Neighborhood of three-hundred-thousand[dollars]Jonathan Mardukas: .Jack Walsh: That's a, that's a, a very respectable neighborhood.
Jack Walsh: I know my rights. You owe me phone calls.
Alonzo Mosely: What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls, it's the fact that you're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent.
Jack Walsh: 10 years for impersonating a fed, uh?
Alonzo Mosely: 10 years.
Jack Walsh: How comes no one's after you?
Jack Walsh: I know my rights. You owe me phone calls. Alonzo Mosely: What should be of paramount importance to you right now is not the phone calls, it's the fact that you're gonna spend ten years for impersonating a federal agent. Jack Walsh: 10 yea
Yep, dukeofpuke has it, my fave from Blue Bros Jake (or it may be Elwood): Sh1t Elwood(or it may be Jake): What? Jake (ibid): Rollers Elwood (ibid): No Jake (ibid (is ibid what I think it means)): Yep Elwood: Sh1t
Yep, dukeofpuke has it, my fave from Blue BrosJake (or it may be Elwood): Sh1tElwood(or it may be Jake): What?Jake (ibid): RollersElwood (ibid): NoJake (ibid (is ibid what I think it means)): YepElwood: Sh1t
You shouldn't call your dog hero, you should call him 's hithead' - the Jerk
"You baked her 9's" - the man with 2 brains
"Stand still. Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your thing as a pencil." "What do you mean?" "I don't know" - The three amigos
"that was the same day you told me I had the personality of a roof shingle" - Swimming with sharks
You shouldn't call your dog hero, you should call him 's hithead' - the Jerk"You baked her 9's" - the man with 2 brains"Stand still. Or I'll fill you so full of lead you'll be using your thing as a pencil.""What do you mean?""I don't know" - The thre
A Life Less Ordinary The sleazy ex is a dentist and talking to Ewan McGregor, he nods over towards Cameron Diaz "I gave her her first filling"
Different film "Kitten juggling, I've heard about that"
A Life Less OrdinaryThe sleazy ex is a dentist and talking to Ewan McGregor, he nods over towards Cameron Diaz"I gave her her first filling"Different film "Kitten juggling, I've heard about that"
" its a mess" iant it sheriff,comments the deputy sheriff to sheriff Tommy lee jones in NO Country For Oldmen he replies if it aint,it will do till the mess gets here. classic!
" its a mess" iant it sheriff,comments the deputy sheriff to sheriff Tommy lee jones in NO Country For Oldmen he replies if it aint,it will do till the mess gets here. classic!
Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee."
Pulp Fiction.
Ezekiel 25:17."The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is tru
Sir Thomas More (Paul Schofiel - A Man For All Seasons)
Sir Thomas More: Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales?
Sir Thomas More (Paul Schofiel - A Man For All Seasons)Sir Thomas More: Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world... but for Wales?
"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down"
(Should be a film line but is actually Alan Partridge).
"The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down"(Should be a film line but is actually Alan Partridge).
Had an email from secret squirrel, he would like his passed on Surprisingly its a song line from a musical, The Sound of Music -
Brown paper packages tied up with string .
Had an email from secret squirrel, he would like his passed onSurprisingly its a song line from a musical, The Sound of Music -Brown paper packages tied up with string .