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zorrostrikes
06 Aug 14 19:25
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Scotland has oil that they must give to England.
Scotland has soft water that they must give to England.
Scotland has Hydro Power (total self sufficiency in power, No need for wind farms) exporting power to England.
Scotland has scientific know how.

Got it we need nuclear subs? What else? let me know below....
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Report FredRescue • August 7, 2014 1:03 AM BST
Blair, Brown and Cameron?
Report themightymac • August 7, 2014 1:08 AM BST
Is this a trick question?
Report themightymac • August 7, 2014 1:10 AM BST
Good idea about the Nuclear subs though. Get them as far away from London as possible. If there ever was a WWIII they would be mopping us up with dabbing paper.
Report xmoneyx • August 7, 2014 4:45 AM BST
England holds our hand Tongue Out
Report curious-cat • August 7, 2014 5:49 AM BST
and your throat
Report dustybin • August 7, 2014 7:41 AM BST
like the chinese ambassador said 'If scotland vote for independence, England will just invade again'
Laugh
Report xmoneyx • August 7, 2014 8:34 AM BST
British tanks ---Glasgow

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2013/4/12/1365792975379/A-British-army-tank-in-Tr-011.jpg



CrazyExcited
Report mememe • August 7, 2014 9:23 AM BST
Do us Englishers really need haggis, men in skirts, bagpipes, Rolf McHarris, wee Jimmy Krankie ... the list is endless?
I don't and I want the Scottish people who don't want me to go away.
And Celtic ... don't make me laugh (1-6)!
Report Alias • August 7, 2014 11:58 AM BST
Celtic? Most of their followers would claim they're Irish, and if you don't know that you have no right to comment.

PS You DO need lots of other stuff we have.
Report mememe • August 7, 2014 12:01 PM BST
Alias
no I don't, especially ginger hair.
Report Stow_judge • August 7, 2014 12:11 PM BST
I think they need our pound. It also belongs to Scotland whilst they are part of the UK. Should they go it alone, I doubt if they would be able to join Europe any time soon.
They also need the UK to share the burden of our huge debts.
Report cardifffc • August 7, 2014 12:46 PM BST
will bob geldof be doing a famine concert and xmas record for the scots in 5 years time??
Report the bairn • August 7, 2014 1:06 PM BST
I don't know how guys can call it England, from what I see on the news each night, it looks more like Pakistan, Bangladesh and Somalia all rolled into one, in fact there are more white English people moving to Scotland for a better quality of life, the next time the news is on reporting from a school in England, try and spot the white ones, so just f-ck off now and let us live quietly. cheers.
Report Gin • August 7, 2014 1:17 PM BST
If pushed to say one way or the other, I would like to see Scotland stay in the UK.

However the Scottish people are being mugged with this referendum: Independent but keeping the pound? Independent but keeping the Queen? If you want to be independent then do it properly and good luck to you.

It would be like a young kid leaving home but moving into the granny-flat downstairs.
Report xmoneyx • August 7, 2014 2:12 PM BST
thedailymash

SCOTLAND has welcomed a letter urging the country to reject independence, signed by a collection of fancy English celebrities.

The letter was signed by Dame Judy Dench, Helena Bonham Carter, Simon Callow and 200 other absolutely spiffing famous people who probably have really nice old houses, covered in ivy.

Bill McKay, from Bathgate, said: “I imagine Judy, Helena and Simon all got round a big farmhouse-style kitchen table in Hampstead.

“And Judy said ‘I’ll get Tracey Emin, Melvyn Bragg and Richard Dawkins’, and Helena was like, ‘I’ll get Emma Freud, Richard Curtis and Ben Fogle’ and Simon was like ‘I’ll get Cilla Black, Ray Winstone and Gloria Hunniford – you know, for the Glaswegians’.

“And then they wrote a lovely letter about how lovely everybody is and that we must come for tea, just like that poor bloke in Howard’s End who gets killed by the bookcase.

“**** off.”
Report dustybin • August 7, 2014 4:40 PM BST
'Tracey Emin'?
I thought she was Turkish?
As for simon shallow I though he was american
Report elise • August 7, 2014 4:46 PM BST
i don't care that much either way, no doubt whatever the outcome both sides will bemoan the result in years to come and if they don't go this time it will come around again, just a load of waffle from fat men in tight suits
Report dustybin • August 7, 2014 4:51 PM BST
Ill laugh my arse off if and when they fall into line.
All those films and sentiment come to 5hit
Report dustybin • August 7, 2014 4:54 PM BST
*though I will concede that Ill be glad simply due to the fact that it would be a big loss of labour votes had they not
Report cardifffc • August 7, 2014 5:08 PM BST
cameron should be hoping they vote yes........far more dificult for labour to win an election......
Report the bairn • August 7, 2014 5:09 PM BST
the next commonwealth games, the English National Anthem, London no more, Bradford no more, Birmingham no more. ho ho he he ha ha ho. cheers. ExcitedHappyCry
Report cardifffc • August 7, 2014 5:13 PM BST
no is 1.15..didnt realise it was that clear cut
Report elise • August 7, 2014 7:06 PM BST
it had shortened for yes towards the end of the games, right up until last nights debate where alex dropped his caber
Report dustybin • August 7, 2014 8:26 PM BST
I guess you could say the invention of 'Great Britain' was the original 'banker bail out' after scotland dropped its arse trying to emulate England
The scotch wont recall that part of history I suspect.
Report themightymac • August 7, 2014 8:36 PM BST
Scotch is a drink Crazy
Report dustybin • August 7, 2014 8:50 PM BST
dont they just know it Mischief
Report SlippyBlue • August 7, 2014 9:11 PM BST
I know a lot of Scoottish people, they all live in En
Report SlippyBlue • August 7, 2014 9:11 PM BST
*England^
Report cardifffc • August 7, 2014 9:16 PM BST
slippy........will they have to get out??
Report SlippyBlue • August 7, 2014 9:21 PM BST
I don't know to be honest, I'm the least political person you could ever meet but there are lots of them who live near me. may
Report SlippyBlue • August 7, 2014 9:21 PM BST
I don't know to be honest, I'm the least political person you could ever meet but there are lots of them who live near me. may
Report cardifffc • August 7, 2014 9:34 PM BST
i used to know a scots guy who used to come to our betting shop..........only thing i remember about was he was always drunk
Report The Leopard • August 7, 2014 9:40 PM BST
^ Maybe he had an imbalance in his metabolism?
Report cardifffc • August 7, 2014 9:46 PM BST
i also remember he had a big scar on his face....he frightened me a bit but think he was probably a nice fellow.......it was the slurred voice and accent that slightly made me wary of him
Report themightymac • August 7, 2014 10:46 PM BST
LaughLaugh
Report themightymac • August 7, 2014 10:54 PM BST
6 of my near neighbours in this haven are English. They are all good decent people and are most welcome here. A huge number of English dream about retiring to Scotland. Don`t know any Scots though who would want to retire to England. It`s wrong to assume that YES voters are anti-English. A minority may be, but overall the vast majority are definitely not. By the way, 5 of the English neighbours are voting YES.
Report themightymac • August 7, 2014 10:56 PM BST
When I`ve journeyed across the border, I have always been treated as someone from another planet, but then again, maybe it`s because I`m always drunk and have big scar across my face.
Report Alias • August 7, 2014 10:58 PM BST
Gin 07 Aug 14 13:17 Joined: 02 Jun 03 | Topic/replies: 1,491 | Blogger: Gin's blog
If pushed to say one way or the other, I would like to see Scotland stay in the UK.

However the Scottish people are being mugged with this referendum: Independent but keeping the pound? Independent but keeping the Queen

UNFORTUNATELY, she's our monarch too. That said I'd bet long odds on that if Scotland becomes independent, there will be a referendum within 10 years maximum: Should Scotland be a republic?  MASSIVE YES.
Report Alias • August 7, 2014 11:01 PM BST
cameron should be hoping they vote yes........far more dificult for labour to win an election......

He may yet run up his true colours, but he wants to keep us for CASH.
Report themightymac • August 7, 2014 11:03 PM BST
Royalty should have been abolished years ago. 2014 and this farce is still going strong. Parasites the lot of them.
Report Alias • August 7, 2014 11:10 PM BST
Correct mac. An anachronism. I reckon we'd vote 90/10 for a republic, another great reason to vote YES.
Report Alias • August 7, 2014 11:18 PM BST
Stow_judge 07 Aug 14 12:11 Joined: 10 Mar 01 | Topic/replies: 8,575 | Blogger: Stow_judge's blog
I think they need our pound. It also belongs to Scotland whilst they are part of the UK. Should they go it alone, I doubt if they would be able to join Europe any time soon.

Give me a price.

PS It's not YOUR pound.
Report the bairn • August 8, 2014 12:25 AM BST
a guy who comes into our bookies said to me," I've just emigrated here from England, but I can't get over the fact that nearly everyone up here is white, it's amazing, where I came from it was completely the opposite. I don't know what it will be like in another 5 years." he is a helluva nice bloke too, he also said he wasn't a racist, just pointing out the fact. I told him were the same up here, but we just don't like our culture f--ked up by foreigners. cheers.
Report Gin • August 8, 2014 11:32 AM BST
Really the bairn?

I'm surprised you haven't mentioned this sort of thing at all?Crazy
Report cardifffc • August 8, 2014 11:59 AM BST
the bairn........i got news for you........he is a racist
Report Alias • August 8, 2014 6:34 PM BST
You think it's racist to want to defend and maintain your own standards and way of life?
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