They don't rush themselves doing things in Lincolnshire...

2007
took the grand-daughter and niece to Skegness for the day.

Mother-in-law spent more time outside arcades smoking her beloved ciggies, than inside with the kids.

Next day on the news it was reported that a large part of the main arcades and shops had burnt down. I blamed the mother-in-law, as you do.

Glanced at the news headlines this morning and thought I saw 'Fire damage seafront at Skegness repaired.'

I thought 'Fack me!! That took them 7 years!!' 

But I had misread it.

It was a report that they intend STARTING to repair it soon.'