Peeing in the street....

It's to do with the strength. A very dilute solution with a watery appearance is deemed to be more ecologically friendly, and less smelly, and therefore attracts a smaller fine.

However, a really strong vintage of dark greeny/yellow, with a particularly pungent scent, is more damaging to the environment and the nasal passages and therefore commands a maximum penalty.

when a mate of mine got done for that many years ago he was charged with indecent exposure, made him sound like a bloody flasher in the press.

Calling out, around the world, are you ready for some soggy feet?

It's considered a greater offence if the pee has nowhere to run to, nowhere to hide

saw a young black man peeing in a doorway in worthing one lunchtime,bloody shame no old bill around needless to say

how much fine did Paula Radcliffe get for pissing in the street live on national telly during that marathon once?

make it up as they go along

a curious public urination/Martha Reeves & the Vandellas hybrid thread.

how much fine did Paula Radcliffe get for pissing in the street live on national telly during that marathon once?

make it up as they go along

I thought it was worse than that!

well so did I but I was giving the benefit of the doubt

And how about Garry "the crisp" Lineker...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t_8pfbCH-4

It must have caught on, England have been sh1t on the pitch ever since.

A friend of mine was prosecuted for peeing in the doorway of a L@dbrokes many years ago. His plea in mitigation: 'They've pi**ed on me often enough'.

A few years ago i needed a pee whilst stuck on the motorway with traffic not moving so stopped on the hard shoulder and had a pee.Needless to say plod appeared on hard shoulder behind me and asked what was i doing ! Anyway they started spouting the law but eventually let me go.

did paula Radcliff have a crap?

I'll be on dragons den with my portaloo in city centres idea. £5 a go but cheaper than the fine.

They only "nick" men...............& just listen to women

i originally thought she'd had a dump ;you'd have thought that youtube could prove it one way or the other

Darlington in the North, has No public toilets, they used to be below the Covered market, 20 pence a Waz, Now everyone uses the Bookies, FoooK knows what happens when there`s no nightracing?.

As a younger man years ago whilst returning home from an evenings revelry, I always found the Red Phone Box very accommodating.

So did I. Although the odd card was out of date...or a fella.

Not sure I'd ever pee in the street, but have often queued.

Believe it or not............worked wiv a geezer that would get off his head on drink............In the phone box called a cab..........having a pi$$.........which he had to "cut short" as the cab turned up.........out the box into the back of the cab............ It was a police car!

MANY years ago The Rolling Stones were arrested for pissing against a wall, with their backs to the road, outside The Upper Cut, which was Billy Walkers nightclub, in Forest Gate, east London.

This was in the days before Newham existed, it was good old West Ham and East Ham then, and the local rag was the Stratford Express (now dead and buried)

But it made for front page news.

It wouldn't make the news in the Newham Recorder at all these days. They can't even get all the arrests and trials for murders on the front page, there's not enough room.

Got caught short in the UK, and a plod who was going past decided to arrest me for píssing against a wall. So after he called for back up and the wagon full of pot-bellied piglets arrived, i was duly arrested. Back at the plod shop the alleged offences had topped up a wee bit. But after an irate chat with my solicitor they told me i would be charged with "Defacing public property" This was later thrown out of court..

I'm no supporter of peeing in the street, but if you're caught short there is always somewhere out of sight where you can do it.

I saw two young men walking past my house on the opposite ide of the road stop and pee on some grass in full view of the traffic going by. There are plenty of places nearby where they could have done it in private.
Which simply shows their lack of respect for the law.

Aye, that's why my case was thrown out. An over zealous piglet who decided to arrest me for píssing "out of sight" just because he'd been down the same back street banging a prossy no doubt.

The best 1 has got to be ....A place in Brighton (early 70s) called The Crown of Jade......It was opposite the 7 Stars (the place to be)...it was a football day evening & drunken louts everywhere............the resturant had black windows.....BUT they were 2 way......I entered as a Taxi Driver to see a lovely family wiv 2 adolecent girls wiv a window table...........looking at 3 lads chatting & pi$$ing against the window

posy 01 Aug 14 19:11 Joined: 18 Oct 03 | Topic/replies: 2,935 | Blogger: posy's blog
A few years ago i needed a pee whilst stuck on the motorway with traffic not moving so stopped on the hard shoulder and had a pee.Needless to say plod appeared on hard shoulder behind me and asked what was i doing ! Anyway they started spouting the law but eventually let me ho.

Very good -- hope you weren't in too much pain by the time
They " let you go" ..

I was driving a mini-bus with a mixed team of Hockey
Players and subs on board--
Everyone was drinking cans of beer --
On a Scots border road with no sign of loos or anything
They screamed out to stop so they could per -/
The Ladies mostly as they cannot handle volume being used to
Wine .
I pulled over and told them there was a ditch running ahead
Of the bus by the side of the road ..
Off they went into the darkness ..
After a suitable gap i threw the headlights on full ..
Talk about rabbits caught in headlights

When the Ladies were back on the bus, some with wet panties..
The guys decided to go out , but obviously NOT in front of the bus !!
No they went round the back -- so i slowly accelerated creeping the bus down the road
As they waddled along trousers near knees trying to keep in the shadow of the bus !!
Because of that the ladies let me off as they took photos
out of the back window !!
Happy days   

If any of you men players are reading this --
They MADE me do it -- honest

Didn't Mick Wazzer and David Boweewee do a cover of this?

£40 on the spot in scotland you get and if nt paid in so many days it goes up to £60 and then £80 and then court if still not paid but the p1ssing doesnt get mentioned , its just unpaid fines

a mate of mine was hammered tried a few boozers for a pint and never got in , took a leak outside one and the bobbies pulled him and ready to fine him but he said i tried to get in there for a slash ask the bouncer , they said he tried to get in and was refused , so he got away with it