Man pours beer over tiger as London Zoo Lates parties get out of hand

It would have been OK if it was a tiger beer.

Or Red Stripe, at a push.

A pity the **** didn't fall in.

Tiger Tiger burning bright,
putting up with d1ckhead's sh1te.

W.Blake

"The welfare of animals at London zoo is being put at risk by drunken visitors at its Friday night parties,
including one incident in which a man poured beer over a tiger, before being thrown in by staff".

Also, when it say 'beer' it probably means lager top.

no vomiting ?

Beercats....Meercats....something...something

Kenny Man outraged, so am I

I think you meant thrown out not in Aunty Post
although that may have been more appropriate

very good Sultan

Ive checked william blake and he didnt say 'putting up with d1ckhead's shyte at all!'
He actually said ' Tiger tiger burning bright, gave a drunken lout a bite,' see?

I ought to be the next poet Lorry ate.

Is Lorry a Tiger ?

Well tony is!

btw the same bloke poured elephant beer over an.....

has anyone seen that youtube clip where some hunting bloke is attacked by a deer? havent the link but marvellous stuff.

Loads of drunk people roaming the zoo
Flashing is banned
As it gets out of hand
People dressed as giraffes
It was just for laughs
Even the gorillas were throwing their poo !

horrible bastard

What else did Sigourney Weaver teach them

hearts, c ' c 's poem wasnt that bad!!

Went to London Zoo recently. Really disppointed. No chimps tea party and very few other monkeys. They only seem interested in species in danger nowadays. Surprised they sell beer in a Zoo anyway.

if someone had told me about these events id have thought they were having me on.
it sounds like something a rogue security guard would do in an american comedy movie, not real life. weird isnt even the word. im pretty sure animals would rather get some kip than have a load of drunk loud overprivileged w@nkers gawping at them.

Good job they dont have a chimp's tea party, theyd be drinking earl grey these days.

I've never heard of these drunken zoo parties. I've just read the article.

"The zoo’s spokeswoman said that animal welfare is of paramount importance... "

Well it obviously isn't!

"One visitor to Zoo Lates in June, Samantha McConnell, who works in marketing, told the Guardian she saw a woman accidentally punching a bird in the aviary. “This girl – I don’t know how drunk she was, but clearly she had been drinking for a while – she stumbled, and grabbing a branch, she inadvertently punched the side of the bird, and the bird took off, and she said, ‘Oh, sorry.’ I could not believe it.”

She added: “I saw animals being taunted, and people banging on the glass. One guy was rubbing himself on the glass at the snake enclosure. In the butterfly exhibit, people were so careless, crushing butterflies on the ground. I don’t think partying, alcohol and animals are a good combination.”

The noise alone must be extremely frightening and distressing to the animals.

I am fuming!

the bloke who did that near the snake enclosure sounds like a complete boa.

it was probably the most exhilarating thing to happen to that Tiger in years.

Some animals should not be in zoos, endangered species or not, Tigers are one of them. The whole endangered species angle is just a way of making it acceptable to the general public so they can carry on making profit without the protests.

Snakes, reptiles, fish, most herbivores are acceptable.

The larger carnivores, flying birds and primates should not be there,

rubbing himself on the glass

Nothing as dangerous as a drunk tiger.

I had a girlfriend who was a bit of a tiger but that was a good thing.

Get the lager lout and put him a cage with a gorilla, and ask him to do it again. I'd pay to see the result of that.

Vegas becons

Jul 23, 2014 -- 10:05AM, call me a taxi wrote:

Get the lager lout and put him a cage with a gorilla, and ask him to do it again. I'd pay to see the result of that.

But the gorilla is still in the fridge.

most herbivores are acceptable

definitely not elephants imo... the ones in regents park zoo just pace up and down in a minute space, you can tell they're not happy 

"I think you meant thrown out not in Aunty Post
although that may have been more appropriate"

Nope, I meant what I said, which is why I took the trouble to change the text see.

Wonder if it was a male tiger? I bet the tigress gave him what for turning up stinking of drink