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You have just served time for Burglary, it is
Your release day, and you burgle a Hair Salon
Stealing the Hair Dryers and other electric and stock items --
What do you NOT do --
Well leave your prison release papers behind in the shop with
All your details and your Mug shots on for starters
Well done Mr Graham, who pleaded guilty to the above and is
Now back in prison serving his new 12 month sentence --
Any other " top" criminal atories out there ??
Your release day, and you burgle a Hair Salon
Stealing the Hair Dryers and other electric and stock items --
What do you NOT do --
Well leave your prison release papers behind in the shop with
All your details and your Mug shots on for starters
Well done Mr Graham, who pleaded guilty to the above and is
Now back in prison serving his new 12 month sentence --
Any other " top" criminal atories out there ??
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Is this the poverty porn thread,Go scissors get your fill
I understand his need visiting the salon as surely a decent haircut required after his time . I cannot imagine HMP catering for the beauty side .
Reminds me of the ending of Kind Hearts And Coronets where Dennis Price writes his memoirs detailing his 8 killings of Alec Guinness, escapes on a technicality, gets released from prison and then realises he has left his memoirs on a desk in his cell.
wouldn't matter though would it, can't be tried twice for the same crime?
Mr Graham should have got a conditioner discharge 
Once did a court report on a fella who was up for burgling a shop late at night. Asked him how he got caught - said it had just started snowing and he went straight back to his house on foot. Police attended the shop when the alarm went off and just followed his footprints in the virgin snow back to his house.
Just highlights how daft the early release programme is.
Well, thinking this through a little, this guy is a no hoper!
Nothing doing for him outside prison, as he has been used to being looked after, without financial concerns,
and, as he isn't in a category where the inmates would give him a hard time, he probably wants to go back.
Nothing doing for him outside prison, as he has been used to being looked after, without financial concerns,
and, as he isn't in a category where the inmates would give him a hard time, he probably wants to go back.
I'll still give it a watch Ken. Can't be any worse than big brother.
My grandad was unlucky, he confessed to two murders on his deathbed.
But he got better, so they hanged him.
But he got better, so they hanged him.
Maybe he wanted to go back....it's a holiday camp....you know !
Damn...my screen did not show the other replies....not reading through them
How embarrassing. I imagine he wanted to just curl up and dye
Obviously some people think that going to prison is well worth the crime they commit..........................there are lots of desperate, very sad souls arround (or simnply just thick)....who are we to judge. Lets just think ourselves lucky that we are not governed by desperation or......more to the point utter greed.
Who'se children have ended up on the wrong side of the law.
*Whose....I despair of the education system....you need flogging , Dewey !
The 'Perfecto' Leopard - I bow, salute, admire ....am in absolute awe.
And one of life's typical a**ho*es. How's that for spelling?
Nevermind, there is always cake :
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Silly little boy - surely it's past your bedtime. Nightie night.
Night...it's good to have the female point of view....only mucking about
Bob....
Bob....
ive had a fat sl@g who didnt have any cake. thats gotta be worse.
didnt have any. didnt have owt but salad and slimfast powder.
whats the point in being fat if you dont even eat food? i just dont get it.
whats the point in being fat if you dont even eat food? i just dont get it.
Probably binge eating and it had all gone.
Usually, people eat too much due to anxiety to do with childhood problems....not their fault really
Usually, people eat too much due to anxiety to do with childhood problems....not their fault really
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