HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT WHERE GOLDFISH COME FROM

I DONT THINK THERES EVER BEEN A, B B C DOCUMENTRY WITH DAVID ATTENBOROUGH STUDYING THE MATING AND LIFESTYLE OF THE ENDANGERED GOLD FISH

ITS TAKEN FOR GRANTED AND JUST LIKE THE DOE DOE BIRD ONE DAY PEOPLE WILL WAKE UP AND SAY WHERES ALL THE GOLDFISH GONE

Maybe King Midas likes Fizzy Fish

NEVER MIND GOING TO THE BUTAN MOUNTAINS RISKING LIMB AND LIFE TO SEE A SNOW LEPPERD,WHAT ABOUT THE ENGLISH GOLDFISH

YEARS AGO BUDGIES AND TORTOISES AND POODLES AND GOLDFISH WERE EVERYWHERE TO BE SEEN ,NOW ALL YOU SEE IS ROUGH PEOPLEC WITH HANNIBAL LECTURE DOGS

I WANT NICE FLUFFY DOGS TO COME BACK ,NOT IM A HARD NUT BECAUSE IVE GOT A VICIOUS DOG

I WANT MORE SCOTTY DOGS TO WAG THEIR TAILS ON THE MAIN STREETS

AND IM FED UP OF GIRLS WEARING CHEAP TATOOES TO FOLLOW THE INN CROWD ,TATTOES ARE FOR SAILORS AND MEN WHO ARE IN THE FORCES SERVING ABROAD

PEOPLE COMPLAIN OF ALAN HANSON AND AND GARRY LINEKER FOR NOT TELLING VIEWERS WHAT THEY REALLY THINK OF THE OVERPAID FOOTBALLERS OF TODAY
WELL YOU SHOULD TELL TATOOED WOMEN WHAT YOU TEALLY THINK OF THEM AND THEIR TRAMP STAMPS

WHO WANTS TO SEE A TATOOE OF I LOVE TOMMY ON YOUR WIFES BOTTOM ,WHEN YOUR NAMES FRED

Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?

Penny: It’s not "soup", it’s "courage".

Sheldon: No, it isn’t. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.

Women with tattoos should be marooned on Gruinard, imo.

tt the non Big Issue threads