Disgruntled husband sends wife spreadsheet of all the times she turned down sex

Headache a shocking omission

he got it 3 times in 40 odd days. A lot of married blokes would see that as a result I'd say.

3 times in 40 days !





The lucky bastido

Iv'e kept a spreadsheet of all the times I've had sex since Jan 2013, sadly the info went missing last week when we ran out of stamps &  she had to send a birthday card 

What is all this about sex. Usually once a day for me.  Like Dr Slicer, us posh people keep our rubbish in them.

The clue as to why she he wasn't getting much is in the thread title, husband, why o why do people insist on getting married, the ball and chain is a psychological block on the spontaneity of it all, and the their is only one sex that benefits from the M word, the female of the species. Imvhaho, if you get married you are a mug

All clothes washed and shirts ironed to perfection. Shoes polished. Suits brushed down and trousers pressed. Breakfast made. Dinner made. Supper made. All shopping done. Garden well looked after. Housework done whilst I'm at work (not disturbed with the hoover when I get home). Bath run. So who's the mug sh me or the batchelors?
Probably missed a few things.

Yes
Shes uses his credit card

I don't have a credit card
Scrapped it 7 years ago. Debit card only. Saved me a fortune.

o.k

American express

hahahahahahahah

Too poor for that

That's cos you is married..

Yes I know but on the plus side I am smartly turned out.