I've just ordered a home delivery on-line from Morrisons

That is about seven hundred lbs ffs, 50 stone, 4 full grown men.

Id laugh if your cats all died of the plague overnight and your left with third of a ton of cat litter.

47 stones actually rob.

Thought kenny only had one cat. Is he on a high fibre diet?

I'll give them a hand. Should take 2 mins max.

2 cats actually, use 2 bags a week.

Haven't you got a coal bunker?

No, but funnily enough I was looking at this the other day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk9vhOFg1ng

that's a good plan, and you could draw whiskers on the face

I hope you give the bloke a fiver tip.

keep hoping

he'll get the price of a pint (wetherspoons pint)

Let the cats do their stuff outside, kenny.
It's wrong to keep cats indoors all day.

That's about 2 quid, you're all heart kenny mann.

3 actually.

They do go outside, Tommy, usually in a morning before breakfast for an hour or so. But I'm so paranoid about Leo getting run over on the fairly busy nearby road, that I follow him when he crosses it. Susie doesn't wander.

Anyway I don't like them doing their stuff in other people's garden but I'm sure it happens now and then with Leo.

Either Kenny has too many cats or he secretly keeps a bengal tiger in the spare room.

just the 2 cats treble, that lot should last 3 months. So bloody heavy to carry back from Morrisons.

Obviously there are no hot chucks in your branch of Morrisons Kenny otherwise you'd be buying this in half pound bags, 1 a day.

ffs chicks

I do hope you have checked how the meat was produced.

that cleo was one big mudda,
ever thought just possibly u feed them too much?

Cupboard
Qty    Product    Price (£)
30    M savers Cat Litter 10kg    47.10
Fridge
Qty    Product    Price (£)
02    Chickens for me Tea    7.64

What meat is that charwell?

Very good akabula.

terry, I don't recall posting a pic' of Cleo.

biggest puss ive ever seen,and ive seen a few

Ah, now I remember.Happy The bloke with the glasses holding the enormous cat.

That was neither me nor the late Cleo. RIP

great pic that kenny,takes me back to the days of miss jones for some reason

do they use a Van?

the cats can't drive wit-ham. They're not even allowed outside

did miss jones go in the tray ?

You do feed your cats meat don't you?

think the lady was house trained captain

Cats are natural meat eaters, cruel to make them veggies, is that why they are sh!tting so much, bran diet

Well it arrived yesterday. I gave the driver a hand bringing them in plus 3 quid and a coffee. I was sweating cobs when we'd finished as he couldn't park near the house.

They're not veggie cats brendan!

Be honest, it's not just for the cats is it, KM?

Eh?

Well they didn't last all that long, and as I have 3 cats at the moment I've stepped up the delivery.


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This forum is dying on its cats @rse.

Slightly off topic, but we've just had our shopping delivered earlier. There was no Toffee Crisps so they sent a replacement item instead, Fruit Pastels. The driver even gave a little shake of the head when he told me.

lol, not much difference.

kenny mann   
12 Jul 14 15:25 
They'll love me, each bag weighs 10kg

Are they men up your way, or wimps?   

22 pounds ffs.

No weight at all if you worked in a busy warehouse, and did it all day.

I used to walk with one in each arm taxi, for 1/4 mile before I thought about the delivery. Fairly heavy, for me.

Of course I can carry heavier weights than that. Used to have a 56lb sack of spuds on each shoulder when I worked with a delivery driver.Mind you that was decades ago.

Offloading boxes of cotton all day from containers, at 50kg a box makes you sweat a bit, and I only weighed 12 stones back then.

I worked at Rank Hovis McDougall when I was about 17. Carrying 50kg bags of flour up a vertical ladder onto a mezzanine floor.

Shortest time I ever stayed at a job.

Started at 7-00 a.m. left at 9-30 a.m. during tea break.

Biceps, triceps and breathing all fine, but my legs went on strike

lol, my lifting got me fit, and came in handy for my short boxing career which followed shortly after I packed in the delivery job.

ffs

kenny mann    14 Sep 14 22:49 
lol, my lifting got me fit, and came in handy for my short boxing career which followed shortly after I packed in the delivery job.

I've just ordered 50 bags as I now have 5 cats to look after. Ordered a pizza as well. Started charging up to a fiver for delivery now

So is your cat food ethically sourced?!

You keep telling the rest of us about the meat we eat.....................

Yes, of course. rob dylan used to ask me that regularly.

I used to run upstairs in office buildings carrying several 30lb boxes of sugar with tea, coffee and cups,
that weighed sod all, on top!

I never pay more than £1.00 for delivery....

Just need to choose very early and very late time slots.

True dat.

Glad to see that you are tight fisted like me kenny.

Morrisons "savers" are the way to go with many items!
The cats certainly won't be choosey...

The only problem, is that they don't seem to list many, on line!

I don't wish to indelicate but Morrisons is for chavs. And poor people.

well I must admit I'm not rich, but today's horse has already paid for it, (assuming it runs)

Maguires Glen9.05 £431.76  £3,477.13
£431.76
Lay (Bet Against)    Backer's
odds    Backer's
stake   
Payout
Liability
Maguires Glen7.86 £496.71  £3,409.10

Hi Lady Faye. That's the only "savers" brand I use. Tried them with other stuff which I thought that, although more expensive, might be more economical in terms of amounts used, but they just turn their noses (or rather backsides)up at it.

So what cat food do they eat if it's ethically sourced please?

They did a home delivery on Monday to next door .......I know because I saw the van through the window as I was going to bed .....it was 11-15pm .

currently on yarrah and benevo , plus i give them some free range meat as a treat about twice a week.

those late deliveries are the cheapest 626, usually 99p.

I see , was surprised they delivered so late.