IVE JUST WATCHED A TALE OF TWO CITYS ON YOU TUBE

YOUVE ONLY GOT TO TAKE A WALK AROUND SALFORD SHOPPING PRECINCT WHEN THE RIOTS WERE ON .AND YOU CAN SEE THEY WOULD LOVE TO GO TO A FREE BEHEADING SATURDAY AFTERNOON SHOW

I REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU WALKED ROUND THE SHOPING AREAS WHEN PEOPLE JUST WENT TO SHOP

LAST WEEK WHEN I WAS ON THE BUS .I HEARD A LAD ON THE PHONE TO HIS MAM SAYING HE HAD KICKED A WOMEN BECAUSE SHE TRIED TO STICK A HYPERDERMIC NEEDLE IN HIM WHILE HE WAS NEAR THE PRECINCT .HE THEN SAID TO HIS MATE .MY MAM SAID ITS OK SO LONG AS SHE ATTACKED ME FIRST

I THEN HAD A TALK TO MYSELF AND I SAID I BET THERES TWO SIDES TO THIS STORY

was it the Dirk Bogarde one? I prefer the Ronald Coleman version personally.

IT WAS THE BILLY WHITELAW ONE.I TRIED TO READ THE BOOK BUT IT WAS TOO DEMANDING ON ME .SO WHEN I SAW IT ON YOU TUBE I WATCHED IT .I AM GOING TO WATCH ABBOTT AND COSTELLO IN JACK AND THE BEANSTALK TONIGHT ON YOU TUBE

How is Alphonse?

ALPHONCE IS FINE APART FROM HIS INGROWING TOENAIL ITS BECOME INFLAMED .I WARNED HIM ABOUT IT SO IVE NO SYMPATHY FOR HIM

HES GOING TO WIMBLEDON NEXT WEEK IF HIS INGROWING TOENAIL IS BETTER .HE SAID HE WANTS TO JOIN ONE OF THEM QUES THERE TO SEE WHAT THERE QUEING FOR

HE WANTED ME TO GO WITH HIM .HE SAID HE WOULD PROVIDE THE TRANSPORT .I SAID HOW ARE YOU GETTING THERE BY CAR .HE SAID NO HES WALKING

I SAID IM NOT WALKING ALL THAT WAY.HE SAID OK THEN WELL RUN WHEN THE WINDS BEHIND US