bloody poland-lithuania

theyve literally burgled prague and transylvania off me! total gits

Sounds like a Risk

Either that or Napolean's ghost has entered Bob

From Prussia with love if it has

lol nah its erm. erm. a pc game. empire total war.

im holland. or whatever theyre called in the game.
oh yeah, united provinces. im them.

ive destroyed denmark. wont be going for sweden anytime soon, cos ive got a military alliance with em. spain and france are a bit too risky to take on til i get more powerful, so im trying to march eastwards. nearly defeated prussia, in a right tussle with lithuania-poland and im at war with russia but ive never seen em yet. i never get that far east, and they never get to me cos im allied with austria and theyve got troops all over the shop stopping them getting to me.

im in a bit of a battle against time cos im allied with the ottoman empire too, but theyre marching through eastern europe. i dont want em to get too strong cos i need to kick their ass at some point!

spain are getting worryingly powerful. i darent risk taking em on though. speshly as theyre allied to france. i could take france nae bother, but spain would kick my ass. its tough this war mallarkey innit

i could take france then try to broker a peace treaty with spain, bit risky though.