Some very dapper people at Ascot.....

I hear the town of Ascot will soon be renamed Qipco-ville

...maybe related?

"Trouble and expense?"? Most of 'em turned up in someone else's  clothes! The bring their own sandwiches 'cos they're too tight to buy 'em and stick them in a laundry basket with a couple of bottles of plonk! Stuff it all into the back of the hire-car, and away you go! They even aspire for places in the 'better' car-parks!
It's all smoke and mirrors and knobs pretending to be something that they think is 'British'...Well, it bloody isn't!
While I'm t it. What is the function of those 'penguin-like' appendages to their jackets? And as for a totally useless artifact that the stick on their heads...Well, words just fail me!

*The women* ffs.

snobby keep up with the jones barstewards

Qataris ?

"Dubaiburgh"

I worked at Royal Ascot in 2009, and got lost in 'back roads' trying to dodge the horrendous traffic jams. I assume the country was well into recession as I have never seen so many properties for sale anywhere else in one place in England.

I'm not surprised there were hold-ups...some of the buggers turn up in a horse and cart! And then they drive 'em right down the race track .

It's like Appleby Fair for people who believe in fairies! In fact..........

When Her Majesty is entering the course, as she walks across the bridge, all traffic within a half mile circumference is stopped by motorcycle police.