What's Ken Masters up to ?

I am picturing him in a Tuscany villa, sipping Mojitos, a hawk floats on the breeze as poplar trees rustle gently.

did it take you over 2 hrs to write that?

if you remember he disappeared for a few months last year.

I am working Kenny, can't spend all my time on here !

Isn't he a UN peacekeeper? Probably in the middle east.

Either that, or he's on an ISIS Extreme Adventure Excursion

Or he could be working the summer season at Butlins Minehead.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/suicide-in-basra-the-unr...

"wish you were here" postcard shortly to arrive in chit chatters postbag

akabula has brought back memories of my summer season at Butlins Minehead in the 70s. Wish I was that slim now.

http://images.onesite.com/community.betfair.com/user/crags/6d37bd78194c3f9681d1b94d72727c37.jpg?v=180186

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Is that the wife?

Nice one

Hard to believe it was forty years ago, tempus fugit

that picture looks uncannily like Linda McCartney

Crags, were you in Showaddywaddy?

Seems a nice lad...how did he become so cynical

and bitter

and twisted...

crags

Crags is a good lad, he just gets a bit boisterous sometimes.

I just call a spade a spade, mate and can't be doing with people who are full of misguided self-Importance.

I was gonna post a scathing comment about your lack of sartorial elegance crags until I looked at some of my old photos. We must have shopped at the same stores.

Oxfam?

If not Showaddywaddy then maybe Mud?

I do as well crags, I don't seek nor want approval, I say it how it is.

looks like he could have done with a good square meal.

I bet those luscious locks are long gone.

They are certainly skinny pins Kenny. I wouldn't have wanted him as my tight head prop against the Welsh that's for sure. They were biting each other in the warm up.

Looks tall ...6ft 1" ?

we had 4" heels in those days.

Had 3" heels in '74 ....went over on my ankle badly when running

Anyone noticed the shadow on the path ?

You think I'm joking but I'm not. I got bitten twice by Welsh bloke in a scrum. Bloody lunatics.

Meanwhile, in Tuscany, Ken peruses the chit-chat forum on his Samsung Galaxy Note Pro 12.2, sees The Leopard has got a thread up about his absence (the tw*t), should he post?

Not yet, make them wait !

Besides, the baguettes will soon be delivered by Fabiana, maybe she will stop for coffee?

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Have you a note , Ken?

b#

Let's all welcome Ken back !

Missionary work in Pattaya is my bet.

What a long streak of p*** crags looked like in that pic

Does look proper 70's style.

If u were to cut the Legs out the Shadow it would Look like a Penis

It also looks like a couple of horses have just walked out of his left ear lol.