pele the piranna--predicts england will beat italy

Pele is Football`s answer to racing`s Fitzgerald. Everybody is great according to him. England will be lucky to get a draw with Costa Rica, the only team they have a chance of beating. Italy and Uruguay will both hammer them.

They`ll be "Coming Home" alright

I am disappointed, I though he was a real piranha , like Paul the octopus

you mean its not? i presumed it was.

That Octopus was a brilliant tipster.

I owned an Octopus once. It was brilliant and could play most musical instruments, piano, guitar, trumpet, mouth organ, violin. etc. A guy bet me 10k in a pub one night that it couldn`t play the bagpipes. I took the bet. For 20 minutes, it rolled about the floor with the bagpipes but couldn`t get a note out of them and I begrudgingly gave the guy the 10k. I was very angry and yelled at the Octopus, "I thought you could play any musical instrument"??

"Play it?", he replied "I was trying to get the knickers off it"!! 

This reminds me of an excellent piranha movie starring kelly brook

did kelly brook used to be kelly le brock? or is she a completely different person?

he is real



http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/worldcup/5683503/Introducing-The-Suns-new-World-Cup-tipster-Pele-the-Piranha.html

I am glad xmoneyx
he cant be in worst form than I am myself at the moment...I will give him a try

I hope they have a telly near his tank, showing the matches, so he can keep an eye on the form

you will just see blood in water,if Italy win