Top 1,000000 most annoying sports commentators.

Brian 'Oh boy oh boy wowee' Taylor

richard hoiles should be on ch 4 far more than he is........and willie thorne is the best by a million miles..........who  do you prefer terry griff and denis taylor.........now come on

In case you haven't read the title of this fred, portmanpork, opinions of your own please.

This isn't a lovey fred.

Alan (this game is dire) Green

Derek (slurp, lip-smack) Thompson

How did i miss....

Sam (this game is over - or maybe not) Smith

Good shout Tommy. Barley sugar Thompson should have been numero uno..

Aye Guinness. He's undoubtedly King Of The Worst.

there's a man on itv who has an orgasm whenever someone has a shot on goal

Hoiles a close 2nd, Tommy. One of these days he's going to tell us all what colour a hosses fart was halfway through a race..

strictly speaking a summariser rather than a commentator, but Stan Collymore on TalkSport who shouts so loudly whenever a goal is scored that you can't hear who it was, nor indeed anything at all the actual commentator is saying.

Ahh that would be 1st name Tyldsley?

That was in reply to Monsieur Lybertine.

He's better than Aussie Jim though, Guinness. Never has one commentator in the history of horse racing commentary missed so many horses in running!

You'd have thought there was only ever one horse in a race when he was on the BBC.
Absolutely diabolical. He must have given so many punters a near heart attack when they were watching a race and thought they were winning/losing only to find out they weren't at all.

Well of course, but the wombat shuffler has thankfully now been seen orf or he would have been innit.

Brendan (500 mee-as) Foster

Thanks for reminding me, AP. I give you.....


Paul (who's in lane 1-2-3-4-5-6) Dickenson

that be the one, guinness.  clive tyldesley.

Stuart 'paedo' Hall

stuart hall did great reports

I enjoyed stuart halls reports with his quotes from shakespeare and poems he was a bit different

hallett,taylor................snooker
Morrison, bhogle.......cricket
bradnam,mercer.........tennis
roe.......golf
chapman..........racing

clive "smug" tyldesley
Mark  "I'm so Witty" Lawrenson

By Miles......

Derek, "The favourite, oooohhh, favourite, the managain Hannigan, favourite, like a favourite should" Thompson.

from, by a few more miles.

Ewan Murray.

Claire Balding....reason?

Just because she's there!

John Hunt, the smarmy c...ommentator

Did me a good turn one evening at Leicester in 1998 though. Didn't notice a filly I owned getting murdered by the favourite as she challenged, then "parachuted" her into the race right on the line in second place.

Drifted from 2/1 out to 4/1 when she won next time out.

Mick "and thar ye go" Fitzgerald, for me.

Irishist!

I know he isn't a commentator but I'll say "Adrian Chiles".

Brian Moore
            - was  a very good reason for watching football on BBC imo

women shouldn't be allowed to commentate on any sports  - but that's for another day

that's a bit harsh

Jun 5, 2014 -- 12:26PM, guinness2dear wrote:

Irishist!

I'm not in the slightest bit "Irishist", ye big eejit.

Sparrow Hawk     05 Jun 14 13:22 
I enjoyed stuart halls reports with his quotes from shakespeare and poems he was a bit different


not really, he was just quoting that week's homework

that's a bit harsh
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but fair

Alan 'Football's all about opinions - especially mine' Green

A minority sport I know but Gary ('Greyd Briddun') Herbert and Dan ('Cambridge, Cambbridge and did I mention Cambridge') Topolski in Rowing are bloody awful, providing no insight and getting calls wrong evertime they do a race.

Phyllis Neville a late addition..

Jim (zzzzzzzzzzz) Beglin, past master at stating the bl eedin' obvious.

Mick Quinn - the dickheads dickhead

Jonathan Pearce.

Maybe Brazil can exorcise the ghost of 1950. Er, I think they've done that 5 times since then. Pillock!

As Adrian Chiles is getting some frief on ere, it would be churlish of me not to put forward that doyen of the green baize - and equally annoying accent.......

Phil (waffler) Yates