Finding money in the street....

i find a fiver .. lose a hundred

I found a fiver and wasn't ecstatic, but if I leave a pound, or token, in the gym locker I am suicidal!

Crazy, as I can loose hundreds on here and just write it off as a business expense!

Sorry, typo, *lose

the most i've ever found in cash is a fiver outside Wilkinsons , i trod on it and swiped it rather too quickly


did lose a hundred but was in the back of a taxi , sure they found nothing ...

Aye laddie, ya needs ta kep a ferum grip on yer cash.

There's nothing tighter than a Scotsman's grip on a five pound note.

It was like that when I first joined here..................

never found so much as a bean, but if you wanna find pennies follow me around.

i often leave 1ps and 2ps at the bus stop. last week i left about 20p in 1ps and 2ps at the self service checkout in sainsburglars. cant stand the bloody things weighing my jeans pocket down.

if you follow me around all year, youll make at least a tenner out of me! kerching bebeh!

I know some people are desperate for a stalker, but.....

When I was about 10, I went on an errand to the butchers for ma. On the way back, I found £3 in pound notes on the ground. I took them back home, told my parents, but gave them an incorrect location (on purpose). Thirty days later, the money became mine. I've wondered ever since if I should feel guilty but, seeing as dad did bugger all for me while I was growing up, I'm buggered if I should.

Found three crisp €50 notes outside a shopping centre once. Result.

Walkers?

last year I found a handbag in a side street with over £400 in it, also a mobile phone and some jewellery, I decided to hand it in to the local KFC on the corner, while I was walking to the KFC the phone rang and this women said have you got my bag, I said yes and told her I would meet her in the KFC  in ten minutes, when she turned up she was an Asian with one of those burkas on, I gave her the bag and the only thing she gave me was a kiss

So....she left it in a side street....was there secluded wall nearby (and a discarded condom)

I decided to hand it in to the local KFC  ....of course....most people's first choice.

The kiss....did she slip you a bit of tongue ? (just asking)

leopard

when I found the bag I quickly looked inside, counted the money, but I looked shifty with a handbag, the KFC is the most prominent building nearby, as for the kiss, she slipped her tongue through the hole in her burka

as for the kiss, she slipped her tongue through the hole in her burka

So....she left it in a side street....was there secluded wall nearby (and a discarded condom)

this women said have you got my bag

So there were more than one woman in the burka?

Well one of them must have had a very long tongue to get it through the eye slit!

I hope you realise that under Sharia Law she will be stoned and you will get two hundred lashes.

The only way out is to come up with a dowry and marry her.....

are u sure it was a women

bigblobby

last year i decided to pick up all the coins i saw on the way to work for one year, i work no more than 2 to 3 days aweek.
any way this includes notes my grand total came total of £137.17. I started because of a radio programe id herd one morning befor going to work about how much can be found on the streets. my total could have been a lot higher but the two walets ifound with lots in i returned to their owners.

Tsk, *could of.