i had a dream

last night. i was at college and for some reason the bloke in charge of who gets to book a computer was greg davies, him off the telleh. then i was watching the footy scores round at me grans and i was telling her i had a bet on over 1.5 goals in the chelsea sunderland game. it was 1-0 at half time so i was fretting. but then i looked and it was 2-1. sunderland scored on 69 mins and chelsea on 72 mins. but then i was moaning that peterborough drew 3-3 with bournemouth and peterboroughs home games always have loads of goals so how the hell did i miss that one. then i ate a chocolate santa off the christmas tree.

then i woke up and realised im an old git and felt like killing myself.