bacon gives you bowel cancer

It doesn't do the pig any good either when they take it from him.

Gaby Roslin is still hot

wheres mr yakasha? boo yakasha

wow this compile-a-bacter thing sounds nasty

If you eat 2 rashers a day every day for all your adult life you increase your chance of getting bowel cancer by 20pc.  Give me strength.

if youre smart, youll save em all up til youre 90. then get to eat a hundred rashers every day without a care in the world.

you won't be able to chew it when you're 90, enjoy it now.

Muslims dancing around in their pajamas right now on Sky News

But not the ones who eat Cadburys Dairy Milk

Is it from the milk of the swine? please tell me it is

KC

Eat 2 rashers per week then you only have 3 pc increased chance

Plus....the normal chances of getting bowel cancer may be 1 out of 1000 people so your increased chance may be negligible

Pigs must get cancer a lot, they're made of bacon.

i suspect the maths to be highly erm suspect.

for a start, theres probably not one person on the entire planet who eats 2 rashers of bacon every day for their entire life. so how do they know??

Pig Karma.
"theres probably not one person on the entire planet who eats 2 rashers of bacon every day for their entire life."
I don't know, I've been on holiday and met people to whom finding a local place that does a "full english" is the high point of their bacon withdrawl holiday!

At home I just have porridge but on holiday I want porridge, ham, cheese AND a full English followed by toast and marmalade and two cups of coffee for breakfast.

Oh and a free newspaper.

....and a hand job off the waitress no doubt?

Pourquoi pas?

Revenge of the sow stall pig

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May 30, 2014 -- 6:10AM, Foinavon wrote:

Pourquoi pas?

Pork-wah paa.....surely !

May 30, 2014 -- 6:13AM, kenny mann wrote:

Revenge of the sow stall pig.

Kenny....you shouldn't take your blow up bird outside....it's unseemly !