best way to eat a bacon butty?

With a fried egg and lashings of HP sauce.

with my eyes shut ... trying not to make noises such as yummy ... mmmmmm ... slurp

dunno but i always make sure the bacon is halal...

like to eat mine with a bit of veal and foie gras

^^^ NO shaved black or white truffle ?

like to eat mine with a pot of rosie lee and tickle of HP

Not like Milliband did for sure, how grotesque was that? Reckon that image could do for him as Leader and the Party's chance at the next general election. You'd have thought he was being forced fed dog excrement the faces he pulled, what an unelectable numpty.

why on earth would anybody eat a bacon butty, wearing a suit, in front of photographers? feckin ejit.

im just a "common northerner" and i dont think ive ever eaten a bacon butty in public. probably only had 3 or 4 in my entire life at home. im sure nobody expects a politician who walks around in a suit all day to be eating one! whats he gonna do next, get a part-time job working in poundland?

I like to eat mine while I am counting all the dosh I won off a big mouth

morton roll
lurpak butter
lashings of hp sauce