I have an excellent proposal for the European Union

As we all know, London is divided into two with a lot of bridges and a few tunnels separating north from south.

We are part of Europe, and as we are joined by the Channel Tunnel, I propose that what is now known as ‘France’ becomes ‘south France’, and what is now known as the UK becomes ‘north France’.

And as we are ‘all in this  together‘ , we should all be entitled to pay the same price for certain items.

I want to see the price of petrol dropped to the same as it costs in ‘south France’, which of course, should be the same as it costs in any other EU country, so I go for Poland for comparison. Now, instead of paying  1.64 Euros per litre,  us drivers will pay 1.30 Euros (which was the April price)   

I want to see the tax that us smokers have to pay reduced, so that smokers pay the same for goods in ‘north France’ as they do in the ‘south France‘.  Us smokers will pay 0.89  Euros (price in Romania) for 20, instead of 7.88 Euros for 20, which we do here.   

Please cast your ‘yes‘ vote here.

It’s ‘yes’ to both, or a spoiled paper, no single votes.

And non-smokers need leave no message, you can just fack off.