biggest unanswered questions known to man

after several minutes thought ............best thing before  sliced?  uncut crusty loaf shirley !

How do women manage to make you feel guilty even though you isn't?

my gran, god the bless the silly old mare, used to call a non-sliced loaf of bread a "cut loaf". i finally asked her why, she said well its a loaf you have to cut. no, thats true. cant fault you there.

Who killed Crock Robin?

The biggest unanswered questions known to Man don't exist, yet. Man does not yet have the intellect to even imagine what a big question might be.

Why do you post so much?

i get paid

You must be a millionaire

i am

answer must be women

overlaps guinness's answer there a bit

sideshowbob did you patent the sliced loaf?

if you are referring to the biggest unanswered question for mankind (men and women) Bob

I would say everything, because nothing makes any sense to me

but then is it supposed to?????????

Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?

i thought it was ramadan-a-dingdong? thats what i get for being on this forum with all the bloody daily fail readers i suppose.

What does an occasional table do the rest of the time?

Whatever became of Florida Phil?

What's the best David Hassellhoff song?

the one that brought down the berlin wall!

AND THE ALL TIME FAVOURITE who put the c**t in Scunthorpe

Just how long IS a cotton-picking second?

Before the drawing board was invented, what did you go back to if things went wrong?

I've never known anybody to 'joice', so if you haven't done it once, how do you 'rejoice'?

Why do we refer to a boxing 'ring'when it's actually a square ?

Lord Lucan