My pen is in your mouth ...

Good!

Girls, do you prefer length or girth?

Girth, right? 

you'll have to wait for the lorry drivers to get off shift to answer that one.

theres an infamous website called penisland. it sells pens. of course, what else would it do?

even better, on their faq page one of the questions is "can i provide my own wood?"

The reason I ask is because I'm making a curry tomorrow (today?) and whilst in Tesco earlier I bought these two most huge courgettes ... and they look quite rude, actually.

One is 10" long and rather thin.

The other is a yummy 8" and rather fat!

You celebrating tonight trilby? Was a great game.

Sainteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!

Perth is mental tonight - had to get out of town in case I got arrested ... asking gurlz bout courgettes

Bit of George Thorogood for ya'll here ... he did this in the Glesga Armadildo a few years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtrR2E-o8Wg

lol

i bet perth is full of shereen nanjiani 2nite trilby?

Perth was Hoochin', Pug!

Not a Tangerine in sight.

Lorraine Kelly?

Fancy a courgette?

Any danger of you two posting in English, I haven't a clue what you're on about.

good lad

saints deserved it today. Pleased for them

whib posts would u like transkated taxi?

Nae danger!

Get out the cab

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1cgFqhXCRk

PugMunter1     18 May 14 00:43 
whib posts would u like transkated taxi?

For starters...

PugMunter1     18 May 14 00:30 
i bet perth is full of shereen nanjiani 2nite trilby?

trilby22     18 May 14 00:39 
Perth was Hoochin', Pug!

Not a Tangerine in sight.

Then that ^^^^

shereen nanjiani - f@nny - woman

St johnstone won scottish cup today and they are based in perth

hoochin means busy in jockanese

dundee utd are known as the tangerines

trilby av got a belter of a tune coming up

Oh fitba, I dinnae follow the game.
Duz ma heed in.

courtesy of my mate. The well respected Petrus Romanus who posts on hear

m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=USBG_NTceUo

Can't have any noise on, wife's asleep.
I know PR from before he was PR, got (or had) his email address here somewhere.

pr is alive and well

still in contact via email

Not really my scene, Pug.  I'm more into this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOVS14X3dfA

Taxi, wake up the wife and boogie-woogie baby!

Wake up the wife?!?!?!
I like my nuts where they are, not in a vice.

trilby just foned a taxi and is en route to yours for a party

C'mon up Pug - we's a HOOCHIN'!

wers the birds trilby?

Get them in a taxi to glasgow

Frankie's on his road to ye

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2565356/I-knew-I-doing-substances-drinking-I-didnt-want-help-But-former-playboy-Frank-McAvennie-road-redemption.html

Cheers ra noo Pug, got me a wee burd wanting a cucumber

keep that courgette

it mite **** in handy

May 17, 2014 -- 7:41PM, PugMunter1 wrote:

keep that courgetteit mite **** in handy

c o m e?

We're only getting started

yeah c. Ome

enjoy urself and use protection

or just get her the mornin after pill. Thats what i would call ! A considerate lover '

[:laugh']

Well, the courgettes worked ... best curry I've made this side of the Taj Mahal

Expect a population explosion in Perth in 9 months time.

Wouldn't surprise me akabula ... McDiarmid Park could do with one!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-27457510

Looking forward to welcoming the Gers back in a couple of seasons

It's the Perth of the Blues !