Pun Scum Christmas Party

Should be a cracker.

yule soon find out

Oh you are a card, do you know who else will be present?

just about everyone will be pudding in an appearance. Let's just hope it doesn't rain dear.

It'll be another year when Jesus doesn't turn up, nailed on.

slide--cheery xmas no one

Hoof

yes that reminds me - it's probably going to be in The Cockwell Inn this year.

A fairy good thread this. There'll be plenty of losing betfair punters who cannae pay for their starters tho. Anyone refused entry will kick up a holly racket no doubt.

Be a grand Roasting on the mulled wine

I would like to fish stew, please.

*the

A couple of crackers there Alex.

Bugar, we've had that.

Will there be any birds worth stuffing?

carol

From Essex?

chit chat party girl

If it's Carol Vorderman I'll have two from the top and for the rest she can have a rummage around down below.

Carol Vorderman, I like her.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSNAtNKobfI

I'm no longer allowed there since the incident involving the barmaid and the rabbit.