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09 Jan 13 10:41
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My sister and her mate are going to the Lakeside darts dressed as penguins ...

Can chit-chat help out with some gags / puns to write on boards for them to hold up ??

Then your work might get on TV Happy

TIA !

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By:
danniellasmincepies
When: 09 Jan 13 10:47
Seen any iceholes
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 10:47
:-) This has to be one of my favourite thread titles...concepts ever. I will do my best!
By:
judorick
When: 09 Jan 13 10:48
Trebles for show, doubles for snow
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 10:49
Anyone for ice oche?
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 10:53
I'm not sure how old they are but they could perhaps claim to the black and white menstruals?
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 10:55
You don't need a Double, Dekker, you need a penguin.

(I didn't say my best would be any good)
By:
Huggy
When: 09 Jan 13 10:56
By:
Premier League Cycle
When: 09 Jan 13 10:56
Loving your work Sir !! Laugh
By:
Premier League Cycle
When: 09 Jan 13 10:58
^^^ For Clungehungry mostly
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 09 Jan 13 11:15
Get them to flash their chebs to the camera.

It might not be funny, but it will certainly break the ice.
By:
utc
When: 09 Jan 13 11:15
All the way from the Antarctic O'Shean.  Come on Tony.
By:
man of many moods
When: 09 Jan 13 11:23
When a dart bounces off the wire . . .

P-P-P-P-Pick up that dart!
By:
HRH The Lager Khan
When: 09 Jan 13 11:27
They should sit on different sides of the stage and be polar opposites
By:
Crisp77
When: 09 Jan 13 13:26
Q: Why do Penguins carry darts in their beaks?
A: Because they haven´t got any pockets.
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 13:38
Q: Why are Penguins' darts so often miss their target?
A: Because they are flightless.
By:
Crisp77
When: 09 Jan 13 13:44

Jan 9, 2013 -- 1:38PM, Clungehungry wrote:


Q: Why are Penguins' darts so often miss their target?A: Because they are flightless.


WINNER Love

By:
Crisp77
When: 09 Jan 13 13:44
Once the grammar is sorted out Mischief

Why do
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 13:54
lol oh yeah I changed it mid-sentence!
By:
danniellasmincepies
When: 09 Jan 13 13:59
That's a Birdseye
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 14:21
Q: Who was penguin's favourite ever darts commentator?
A: Sid Waddle.
By:
danniellasmincepies
When: 09 Jan 13 14:26
Why do penguins attend darts competitions-
They have time to krill .
By:
judorick
When: 09 Jan 13 14:29
these are supposed to be for cards that can be held up in the crowd at the darts
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 14:45
Did you hear about the women who dressed as penguins to entertain people?
Yeah, the black and white menstruals.
By:
SqueezeFirmly
When: 09 Jan 13 14:46
That gonna need a big placard, Sparky
By:
Clungehungry
When: 09 Jan 13 14:48
Yeah I've kinda gone off topic.


I prefer penguin now.
By:
danniellasmincepies
When: 09 Jan 13 14:48
What's black and white and read all over
A freshly whipped penguin
By:
MisterBadger
When: 09 Jan 13 22:24
one nun dead and eighty

coat etc.
By:
Crisp77
When: 09 Jan 13 22:32
I'm dressed as a penguin because the wouldn't let a pufin*

*spelt wrong due to censoring
By:
starfish and coffee
When: 10 Jan 13 08:30
'Darting on Ice'
By:
Ylime
When: 10 Jan 13 08:56
If they are big lasses they probably look more like Killer Whales so......

I Orca Be Ironing..

Whale Meat Again..
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