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most people on this forum are not well mentally and physically :)It's understandable - a bunch of sad gamblers and losers are infesting this forum :(
We could re-cast One Flew Over The Cukoos Nest
its ok when on the beach it blows the sand off your boolacks..
A source of amusement in a long-standing and well-established relationship - a coup de Grace for a first-night fling.
Theres probably some on here that have had sex during a fart...
the people on this forum remind me tv show Royal Family - i can see their face - they eat cheap foods, then obviously fart all the time. use all their dole money in the bookies and ......vicious cycle :(
Don't be daft - Going to the bookies would mean leaving the sofa.
you can assume this from a fart? obviously you make love under the covers to be so well informed.
I can see some on this forum wearing a boiler suit, baseball cap and stopping at truckstops for greasy breakfasts
You go downstairs to the sofa?? - ain't you guys gone wireless yet?
One of my friends was having it off with an oriental lady. During the "action", she farted and came out with this immortal line - "Front hole happy, back hole whistle" 
Feb 23, 2017 -- 11:11AM, Stow_judge wrote:
One of my friends was having it off with an oriental lady. During the "action", she farted and came out with this immortal line - "Front hole happy, back hole whistle"
As it happens, given the lack of anyone else being there during sex for most forum users, this is not an issue.
the old chinese golf joke - 'wrong hole ,wrong hole ' 
Stow I thought one of the legends was back with this bumped
I thought one of the legends was back with this bumped
Pounf
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Theres probably some on here that have had sex during a fart...
SO funny!
19 Aug 12 21:49
Joined: 04 Feb 02 | Topic/replies: 4,327 | Blogger: Pounf's blog
Theres probably some on here that have had sex during a fart...
SO funny!
Poor form during a 69 imo.
My mate was sacked from his job as a bingo caller for making up his own anecdotes for the numbers.
The final straw was when he called 69 "A meal for 2 with a terrible view"
My mate was sacked from his job as a bingo caller for making up his own anecdotes for the numbers.
The final straw was when he called 69 "A meal for 2 with a terrible view"
Feb 23, 2017 -- 11:11AM, Stow_judge wrote:
One of my friends was having it off with an oriental lady. During the "action", she farted and came out with this immortal line - "Front hole happy, back hole whistle"
From the On-Course Bookmakers (Funny Stories) thread on the Horse Racing forum:
A story about the legendary 'Weasel'!
When he was a teenager, a mature woman took him home for sex and asked him for a 69, "What's that?" says 'The Weasel', she tells him "you put your head between my legs and I do the same to you". Whilst doing it she farts, she says "sorry, let's try again", she farts again, 'The Weasel' gets up and starts to dress, she asks "what are you doing?" 'The Weasel' replied......
"I'm not hanging around for another f*cking 67 of those"!
A story about the legendary 'Weasel'!
When he was a teenager, a mature woman took him home for sex and asked him for a 69, "What's that?" says 'The Weasel', she tells him "you put your head between my legs and I do the same to you". Whilst doing it she farts, she says "sorry, let's try again", she farts again, 'The Weasel' gets up and starts to dress, she asks "what are you doing?" 'The Weasel' replied......
"I'm not hanging around for another f*cking 67 of those"!
It was the wifes birthday last night so she asks to try the 69 position tonight. Ok Ok dear.
Well half way through she lets this fart, well fcuk me it was like a breath of fresh air.
Chubby Brown
Well half way through she lets this fart, well fcuk me it was like a breath of fresh air.
Chubby Brown
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