The top ten chit-chatters EVER

DID HE CALL HER HIS COO CA CHOO DO YOU THINK.  HIS WIFE I MEAN, NOT SKIPPY.

I DONT KNOW I NEVER LIKED HIM OR SKIPPY

I'D LIKE TO SEE TOMMY GO UP TO HIM AND SAY "DON'T DENY IT SKIPPY, YOU'RE ALVIN STARDUST"

I SAW THE DOCUMENTRY THERE WAS LOTS OF SKIPPYS AND NONE OF THEM WOULD DO AS THERE TOLD,TOMMY TOES WOULDNT HAVE LIKED THEM

NO IM ALVINSTARDUST ,AND I WEAR PYJAMAS WHEN I GO TO BED

I'M ALVIN STARDUST, AND SO'S MY WIFE.

IF YOU CALL ME SKIPPY AGAIN,ILL JUMP ALL OVER YOU

HE WAS ON BARGAIN HUNT THE OTHER DAY

LOO LOO ILL SEE YOU AGAIN ,

BUY BUY BUY

HE SAID HIS GUITAR WAS WORTH A MILLION POUNDS.  TIM SMILED POLITELY BUT I THINK HE THOUGHT MORE LIKE FIFTY QUID AS IT WAS SCRATCHED AND EVERYTHING.

PS WHO SKIPPY ,ALVIN STARDUST OR TOMMY TOES

BYE DO WAH.

BY LOO LOO

ALVIN, I DOUBT TOMMY HAD THE LEGS FOR THAT GET UP.

dear oh dear.


it really is with most excellent timing that Do Wah arrives

Dude, please save my sanity: he's not really SDK is he?

YOU STILL THINK ME AND DO WAH ARE ONE AND THE SAME I TAKE IT THEN DAVID?  WE'RE NOT, ALTHOUGH I AGREE MR DO WAH TURNING UP MIGHT APPEAR OVERLY CONVENIENT.

PPS IVE NOT ARRIVED IVE GONE,

SOMETIMES I DONT KNOW WEATHER IM COMEING OR GOING BUT I KNOW THIS TIME

  BUY BUY NOT HELLO HELLO

NEITHER AM I SDK, MISS, I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIM AT ALL, NO OFFENCE.

LOO LOO IVE GONE IVE NOT ARRIVED ARE YOU DAVID FISHWICK THE MINNYBUS MAN

THEY STILL THINK WE'RE THE SAME PERSON, DO WAH.  I TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT BEING COMPARED TO THE ONE TRUE CHIT CHAT LEGEND.

I ALSO TAKE IT AS A COMPLIMENT BEING THOUGHT OF AS THE WORLD'S FASTEST ONE FINGER TYPIST!

ITS BECAUSE YOUVE GOT BIG LETTERS,HAVE YOU GOT A BIG POST BOX

IM A ONE FINGERED TYPIST AS WELL

NO SADLY NOT DO WAH, I ONLY HAVE A LITTLE ONE.

BUT IT HASN'T HELD ME BACK IN LIFE.

MINES MY FINGER NEXT TO MY THUMB ON MY LEFT HAND,WHEN IM FACEING THE COMPUTER

ITS ALSO THE SAME FINGER WHEN IM NOT FACEING THE COMPUTER

MINES MY THIRD FINGER, WHAT MORE PROOF DO THESE DOUBTERS WANT FOR HEAVENS SAKE!

BUT I WRITE WITH MY RIGHT HAND

OH NO, HANG ON, ACTUALLY I DO USE THE SAME FINGER AS YOU, DO WAH.

ARE YOU SURE LOO LOO,CHECK IT AGAIN AND I WILL

AND ME, DO WAH.  SOMETIMES I USE MY LEFT HAND TO STEADY THE PAPER.

yes MissP

I CAN RIDE A BYCYCLE AND SWIM CAN YOU LOO LOO

HOW MANY FINGERS HAVE YOU GOT?

NOT AT THE SAME TIME.

LOU LOU IF YOUR PAPERMOVES YOU DONT NEED TO HOLD IT,JUST FOLLOW WHERE IT MOVES WITH YOU PEN

OK, I'LL TRY THAT ONE, DO WAH.

IVE GOT 4 FINGERS AND A THUMB ON MY LEFT HAND AND 4 FINGERS AND THUMB ON MY RIGHT HAND ,THERE LIKE TWINS ,SOMETIMES I DONT KNOW WHAT TO TYPE WITH SOMETIMES ,AND SOMETIMES I DOMNT KNOW WHICH ONE TO WRITE WITH

Good grief. I'm even dumber than I thought.

THEY BOTH LOOK THE SAME TO ME ,

I HAVE TO LEAVE NOW DO WAH AS MY DAUGHTER WANTS THE COMPUTER.  THANK YOU FOR THE CHAT MY FRIEND.  PAY NO HEED TO WHAT THE OTHERS SAY, I AM NOT SDK, OR ANNIE, AND YOU KNOW I AM NOT YOU OF COURSE.  I AM JUST KING LOUIS AND I DO NOT HAVE ANY OTHER ACCOUNTS OR NAMES.

GOOD BYE DO WAH DIDDY.

MISS P ONLY WEAR MEN ARE CONCERNED

THANK YOU KING LOUIS LONG MAY YOU REIGN

BUY BUY

Do wah and sdk are not the same person (nap)

I would have put my 109.43 bank on that, crags. annie was always a weird one, but SDK seemed real.

SDK was/is actually Stephen Fry

What are all these blog things after everyone's names and why are they all empty?

Two posters both typing in capitals, and if  you look closely they both put in random and un-needed Qs here and there.

Chit chat defectives should look at this fred.

TheRankingMissP     28 Aug 11 21:37 
Dude, please save my sanity: he's not really SDK is he?

No. Definitely not. It's an absurd notion. They're winding you up.
Whoever's behind the Do wah persona is highly intelligent and very sharp-witted.

THE MAN WHO IS HIGHLY INTELLIGENT  AND VERY SHARP WITTED ,ONCE WON TWO BOOKS AT THE AGE OF 10 FOR COMEING TOP OF HIS CLASS,
THE LADYBIRD BOOK OF ROBIN HOOD  AND
THE LADYBIRD BOOK OF STEAM TRAINS

I WAS GIVEN A FIVE SHILLINGS (25P) BOOK TOKEN WHICH I REDEEMED AT SMITHS AND GOT TWO BOOKS AT TWO SHILLINGS AND SIXPENCE EACH


I WAS GOING TO GET A RUPERT THE BEAR BOOK BUT I DIDNT WANT THE OTHER CHILDREN TO CALL ME A BABY

I WAS VERY SENSATIVE EVEN AT THE AGE OF 10

I WANTED TO BE LIKE ROBIN HOOD ,AND HELP PEOPLE ,AND GIVE THEM THINGS,AND STAND UP TO WICKED PEOPLE LIKE HIM BUT I BECAME A GREEDY SELFISH  MARDY COWARD ,

I WANTED TO HIDE IN FORESTS BEHIND TREES ,INSTEAD OF HIDEING IN THE PUBS AND BOOKIES TOILETS ,WHEN MY FAMILY CAME LOOKING FOR ME

I WANTED TO SAY TO PEOPLE LIKE THE SHERIFF OF NOTTINGHAM YOUR UNJUST ,INSTEAD OF SAYING TO THE GIRL BEHIND THE BOOKIES COUNTER ADD MY BET UP AGAIN ,I THINK YOUVE GOT IT WRONG

AND I DIDNT WANT TO KEEP TELLING THE BARMAID TO TOP MY PINT UP AS SHED GIVE ME A SHORT MEASURE

THIS THREAD IS ABOUT CHIT CHATTERS TOP 10 ,


I WOULD LIKE TO SAY F OFF TO ALL OF YOU THAT DONT APPRECIATE ME

  BUT IVE NOT LEARNED THAT AT A A

SO I WILL SAY ,DOWN WITH THE SHERRIFF OF NOTTINGHAM

I thought about contributing a top 10 to this thread but then decided that I didn't want to cause offence to anyone I might inevitably leave out.

I'm nice like that.

YES I USED TO TALK LIKE THAT WHEN IT SUITED ME

I DONT WANT TO CAUSE OFFENCE TO ANYONE
ITS CALLED SITTING ON THE FENCE ,WHEN IT SUITED ME

BECAUSE IM SAT HERE ,DOESNT MEAN IM NOT ALL THERE

I HAVE JUST ONE NAME, IT IS LOUIS,
NOT ANNIE MCPHEE, OR CHEF SHUEY,
AND I'M NOT SDK,
AT LEAST NOT TODAY,
SO TOMMY AND DAVE ARE JUST SCREWY.

KING LOUIS.

has do wah been outed?

has canaryboy been entered ?

Depends.

Is the fleet in town?

crags
28 Aug 11 22:12

Do wah and sdk are not the same person (nap)

Good to see at least one person is paying attention.

I TOLD PAUL MCCARTNY AND RINGO ,I WASNT IN THE CHIT CHAT TOP 10 LIST AND HE TOLD ME ,NOT TO WORRY HE KNOWS HOW I FEEL ,WHEN PEOPLE SAY TO THEM ,HEY BEATLES YOUR NOT IN MY TOP 10 BANDS

HE SAID DO WAH DIDDY NOT EVERY ONE WILL LIKE YOU AND APPRECIATE YOUR WORK ,I SAID RINGO AND PAUL STOP PATRONISEING ME,AND GO A WRITE A DECENT TUNE

RINGO THREW HIS DRUMSTICKS AT ME ,WHEN I TOLD HIM ,HE WOULD DO BETTER WITH THEM EATING A CHINESE MEAL TRHAN TRYING TO PLAY THE DRUMS WITH THEM

PAUL SAID DONT UPSET HIM ,OR ILL GET THAT BALD HEADED MAN TO PLAY THE DRUMS FROM GENESIS,INSTEAD OF YOU RINGO

I SAID WAIT A MINUITE PAUL AND RINGO ,I DONT WONT TO COME IN BETWEEN YOU LIKE A TUG OF WAR ROPE

I SAID IM BOTH YOUR FRIENDS, EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE NO TOP TEN HITS THESE DAYS ,I DIDNT BUY ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE ,SO YOU COULD FALL OUT WITH EACH OTHER IN OLD AGE


  THEY PLAYED ME, WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE AND I LEFT

bet you haven't heard this for over 50 years Do Wah

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaoxI1DO6Sk

MAGIC KENNY MAN ,USED TO LISTEN TO IT ON THE UNCLE MAC  CHILDRENS RADIO PROGRAMME ON SAT MORNING ,ABSOLUTELY GREAT ,

It's nice when old-timers get together...

Me too Do Wah, I once wrote in for sparky's magic piano and the Runaway train by Michael Holliday

I HAVE ONLY ONE NAME AND IT'S LOUIS,
NOT ANNIE MCPHEE, OR CHEF SHUEY,
WHATEVER THEY SAY,
I'M NOT SDK,
TOMMY AND DAVE ARE JUST SCREWY.

redbag Joined: 15 Jun 05
Replies: 11259 28 Aug 11 18:13   
buffy  hows you


might be another 3 months before she answers, red. doesnt come on much these days.

Plenty of good forumites already mentioned.
Honourable mentions for;

TheGoldenVision
Statman
Philosophus
Stevie Strikes
Clarkson

redbag 
buffy  hows you


DONEMYLOT 
might be another 3 months before she answers, red. doesnt come on much these days.

She wasn't amused by the Gunners at the weekend, that's for sure.

redbag would 8-2 be a gooner

First time I've opened this thread. haven't got a fvcking clue who is who but it's been enoyable.

Orioles first, the rest nowhere. (He made me say that btw)

He also mentioned to check for typos but he's not the boss of me.

6 pages of rubbish since I last looked in...no wonder I don't (like many others) come on here any more!

MissP

hahahaha

I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone for NOT nominating me in there top 10.

While I excel at popular music of the 60s, medicinal matters, statistical analysis, correct score investing,my 3 best subjects being maths and mental arithmetic, and being a philanthropist passing on my wide knowledge and experience and advice to my fellow BetFairians, I wouldn't want to think that a place in the top 10 could be boughtby my generosity.

Have we got to pay 75 guineas for that pos ? ^^^^

post

It has been a long time since I charged for posting.

Because of the squilions I have made on hear from NOT following everyone's tips, I have become more philanthropic than ever in my dotage.

I hope this clarifies the matter.

Orioles first, the rest nowhere. (He made me say that btw)

Best £7.32 I ever spent.

Bert
TGM
Eeternaloptimist
akabula
roanman
Slippy Blue
Boxing The Fox

working on the remainder

Aug 29, 2011 -- 6:59PM, Slippy Blue wrote:

crags28 Aug 11 22:12 Do wah and sdk are not the same person (nap)Good to see at least one person is paying attention.

Like chalk and cheese. Whoever thought they were?

The Tramp

Don't recall the name.

Stop it now, crags.  Though I terminated one of them.

Very perceptive of Slippy to confirm they weren't the same person.

When sdk saw that Do Wah was popular, he started to WRITE LIKE THIS sometimes to try to fit in with the cool gang. It never worked, obvs.

SDK is still here. Did you know that? Not that he pops in all that often.

Of course I know that  your old pal scissors is still on here.

DWD on good form.  Very funny.