Vaccuum pumps for men who can't get an erection

Give it a while - then report back please?

Bought one myself and it absolutely sucks

90% success rate sounds too good to be true.


Cut & paste

A vacuum pump is another treatment method for ED. It consists of a clear plastic tube that is connected to a pump, which is either hand or battery operated.

You place your penis in the tube and pump out all of the air. This creates a vacuum that causes the blood to fill your penis, making it erect. You then place a rubber ring around the base of your penis in order to keep the blood in place, allowing you to maintain an erection for around 30 minutes.

It may take several attempts to learn how to use the pump correctly, but they are usually very successful. After using a vacuum pump, 9 out of 10 men are able to have sex, regardless of what causes their ED.

are they half price late shift at tescos ?

They're very good, but it's turned my penis in to a Dyson and I keep inadvertently sucking up crumbs and fluff.

free to staff redbag - simply use and re-pack.

Tried it with a Dyson......same thing

Apparently, you've got to put a rubber band round the base of your penis to maintain the erection. Feck all good for posties, then. They drop all their rubber bands.

Oh, come on . . . some of you must have used them. We won't think any the less of you if you admit it. I haven't had a proper hard on for 10 years. Viagra is a bit hit and miss. Sometimes get a hard on with it, but more usually just a 'semi'.

How about Viagra plus a vacuum pump? Anyone done that?

You'd get mistaken for Sergei Bubka

Whilst on this subject has. Anyone on here ever used Viagra for 'fun'? Does it make sex better? Go for longer or do you just get what you always got - a hard on.

Whilst on this subject has. Anyone on here ever used Viagra for 'fun'? Does it make sex better? Go for longer or do you just get what you always got - a hard on.

Whilst on this subject has. Anyone on here ever used Viagra for 'fun'? Does it make sex better? Go for longer or do you just get what you always got - a hard on.

Can only apologise for both the triple post and the shocking grammar, ipads are w8nk

Thanks for sharing your nuts with us Mr.Squirrel

Viagra is for kids.Cialis is what you need.[;)]

hetty way to go

Wur wrote:

A vacuum pump is another treatment method for ED. It consists of a clear plastic tube that is connected to a pump, which is either hand or battery operated. You place your penis in the tube and pump out all of the air. This creates a vacuum that causes the blood to fill your penis, making it erect. You then place a rubber ring around the base of your penis in order to keep the blood in place, allowing you to maintain an erection for around 30 minutes.  It may take several attempts to learn how to use the pump correctly.

Surely I'm not alone in thinking that if it has come to this sorry state of affairs one might as well take up gardening.

Im surprised nobody`s piped up with a "my mates used one...."

you'd think it was a good thing not to be ruled by the snake anymore.

I'm looking for something that does the opposite - as it happens.

We all know chicks like dicks but mine is so huge it causes problems sometimes ... especially when I can't get it down.

Is there such a thing as an anti-pump?

Before anyone proffers, yes, the Dianeaflabbot is a monsterous task.