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When Jokers Attack
22 Oct 10 20:21
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Orthodox Jewish women shave their heads as we know.

Found out today that they compensate the hair loss on the head by letting their vagina hair grow to at least 3 inchs long.

Also the men have sex by putting their penis into the vagina as we all do, but they do it through a plastic bag so their skin does not touch the womens flesh.

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By:
The Leopard
When: 22 Oct 10 20:22
Condom?
By:
When Jokers Attack
When: 22 Oct 10 20:25
No condom.

The penis goes into the vagina but they put it through a hole in the plastic bag so the outer skin does not touch her. only the penis can come into contact with the women.
By:
scissors
When: 22 Oct 10 20:25
When Jokers Attack - 22 Oct 10 20:21   
the men have sex by putting their penis into the vagina as we all do,
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oh so nice to see such an innocent boy Blush
By:
ROCKIN HORSE
When: 22 Oct 10 20:26
What did they do before plastics were invented
By:
Stretch Armstrong
When: 22 Oct 10 20:27
Surely if it was shaved regularly it would grow back thicker,stronger and longer like a beard
By:
ROCKIN HORSE
When: 22 Oct 10 20:28

When Jokers Attack - 22 Oct 10 20:21   
the men have sex by putting their penis into the vagina as we all do,
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oh so nice to see such an innocent boy


Teapot and woo woo 'ere
By:
scissors
When: 22 Oct 10 20:28
stretch suddenly realises there was a problem with his last date Grin
By:
Nilsson Schmilsson
When: 22 Oct 10 20:29
Also the men have sex by putting their penis into the vagina as we all do, but they do it through a plastic bag so their skin does not touch the womens flesh.



NOT TRUE
By:
Stretch Armstrong
When: 22 Oct 10 20:31
It was like a forest i'm telling ya Laugh
By:
scissors
When: 22 Oct 10 20:33
Nilsson - do you have a tip for us ?
By:
BonVivvy
When: 22 Oct 10 20:46
Huge generalisation by WJA.Certain orthodox sects of Judaism do indeed "do it through a hole in the blanket"though, in the one week of "cleanliness" Though i dont doubt they let their beavers grow as well,which is pretty gross in this day and age for any religion in all fairness
By:
naydam
When: 22 Oct 10 21:15
Bon Vivvy. Why is it 'gross' to allow one's pubic hair to grow? I suppose you feel the same about armpits.
Are these not just localised fads of fashion? I would have hoped that males would be above having some 'celebrity' telling us what we should do or wear.
Certainly the trend with Jewish ladies would seem to prefer the hursuit model!
By:
DONEMYLOT
When: 22 Oct 10 21:16
The man also throws a handerchilef to the woman when wanting a shagg. If she chucks it back, she dont want it. FACTOID

and this really is the unltra ultra religous tho
By:
ROCKIN HORSE
When: 22 Oct 10 21:17
Isn't their a market in celeb pubic topiary now...honestly
By:
ROCKIN HORSE
When: 22 Oct 10 21:18
*there
By:
DONEMYLOT
When: 22 Oct 10 21:19
there there
By:
naydam
When: 22 Oct 10 21:33
Wouldn't pubic topiary be entirely dependant upon having a hairy nether region? You can hardly start with a bald 'un! Grin
By:
ROCKIN HORSE
When: 22 Oct 10 21:36
quite sure they've got designer wigs
By:
polybot
When: 22 Oct 10 23:42
i personally prefer a woolly crotch.
By:
Stretch Armstrong
When: 22 Oct 10 23:44
No muff is too tuff
By:
Tory Girl
When: 22 Oct 10 23:47
All women have hairy vaginas afaik and the hair only grows to a short length so this 3 inches business is obviously waffle.Does men's pubic hair just kep growing then, I've never seen a man cutting it is this a secret you all share?
By:
ROCKIN HORSE
When: 22 Oct 10 23:52
I can smell Diesel
By:
Stretch Armstrong
When: 22 Oct 10 23:52
They use hair straighteners on them in some cases
By:
bodil
When: 23 Oct 10 00:15
Is this the insane thread?  I've been given misleading directions all night.
By:
ROCKIN HORSE
When: 23 Oct 10 00:18
Yes you've come to the wrong place
By:
bodil
When: 23 Oct 10 00:24
I usually do.  Now for the bloodshed.  Never did understand the "cleansing properties of blood".
By:
scissors
When: 23 Oct 10 01:30
OMG !!!! This thread has taken a turn for the worse !!
By:
bodil
When: 23 Oct 10 01:33
Lie still scissors - I need to cut something really delicate out of you...  Here we go....
By:
scissors
When: 23 Oct 10 01:35
do you need any scissors ?
By:
bodil
When: 23 Oct 10 01:48
Nope.  Oh, sorry - it probably wasn't essential anyway.  Remember - if all else fails, play dead.
By:
bertiesmalls69
When: 23 Oct 10 10:26
I like em hairier than a ragmans overcoat.....maybe judaism is for me thenLaugh
By:
Toop Toop
When: 23 Oct 10 10:30
Its funny but over the last year I've taken to trimming my c0ck hair. It never occured to me until this girl I was with last year asked me "wtf I was doing with a bush" I didn't realise I was out of step with the new pube rules.
By:
Stretch Armstrong
When: 23 Oct 10 10:33
Toop Toop Are you shaving your armpits aswell?
By:
Toop Toop
When: 23 Oct 10 10:38
nah, fook that - just the bush.
By:
The Magic Flea
When: 23 Oct 10 10:45
always reminds me of that Curb Your Enthusiasm episode  Laugh
WJA could be Larry David
By:
horseman
When: 23 Oct 10 10:58
surely most brit birds have been shaving for at least the last 10/15 yrs? used to be rare but has been the norm for ages.I'd be pretty shocked if i met a bird who was totally unkempt.At the very minimum one expects a neat trimmed bush and as a rule a shaven haven.
By:
When Jokers Attack
When: 23 Oct 10 11:18
I like a biff to be hairy.

Always looks good on obese women, hair from belly button right round to hairy arse crack.

All sweaty and matted with blood sperm and sh1t ohhhhhhhhhhhh yes.

Love
By:
flushgordon
When: 23 Oct 10 11:26
be like shaggin a grizzly bear ,but with a bigger schnozzle.
By:
HH Sultan Vinegar
When: 23 Oct 10 11:31
Leviticus 28 v 9 "When a man wishes to have knowledge of a woman he must be brought to the priest. 10 The priest is to examine him, and if he has a semi he must deliver unto him a plastic bag, so that the man's todger may not know his wife's uncleanness, and that she may hide the hairiness of her biffer."
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