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Martin Van Buren
02 Aug 10 15:30
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Ken, you're a gentleman and a scholar.  Thank you very much indeed for your formula posted on my earlier thread.

My sincere apologies that it has taken me so long to acknowledge your kind advice, but none of it appeared whilst I was chatting to Mr Grumpy.  I only noticed it much later when I had logged out and then back in again - and then for some reason the Betfair site crashed on me!  And I still cannot post on the original thread, only read it.

Anyway, Ken, I have tinkered with your formula to fit my needs and it works perfectly.  Thank you again to you and Mr Grumpy.
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Report Live Forever • August 2, 2010 3:36 PM BST
I presume that this formula was the ratio of viagra to cocaine that is used by the Chinese to ensure that 'Mr Grumpy' is transformed from his lifeless state into a chemically roused 'Mr Happy'
Report Ken Masters • August 2, 2010 3:41 PM BST
Oh man, now I feel bad.
Report UTI • August 2, 2010 3:41 PM BST
I wouldn't take that Ken.  MVB Blatantly taking the p1ss.
Report Live Forever • August 2, 2010 3:45 PM BST
Laugh

Sammy Shunter.

I would be using 'Sarah's Law' before taking any kids to this event.
Report Live Forever • August 2, 2010 3:46 PM BST
FFS, wrong thread. Meant for Sparkmaster train thread. Although the same applies to typing anything into my laptop recommended by Ken imvhaho
Report Ken Masters • August 2, 2010 3:47 PM BST
Oh noes, you're on the wrong track.
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:52 PM BST
I don't know what's rattled UTI's cage, I would never be so rude as to deliberately blank somebody's kind help.

Here is Ken's formula with my mnor alterations:

=(RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0))&IF(AND(MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)>=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:52 PM BST
I don't know what's rattled UTI's cage, I would never be so rude as to deliberately blank somebody's kind help.

Here is Ken's formula with my mnor alterations:

=(RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0))&IF(AND(MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)>=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:53 PM BST
I don't know what's rattled UTI's cage, I would never be so rude as to deliberately blank somebody's kind help.

Here is Ken's formula with my mnor alterations:

=(RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0))&IF(AND(MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)>=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:53 PM BST
I don't know what's rattled UTI's cage, I would never be so rude as to deliberately blank somebody's kind help.

Here is Ken's formula with my mnor alterations:

=(RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0))&IF(AND(MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)>=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • August 2, 2010 3:55 PM BST
there's an echo in here.
Report Ken Masters • August 2, 2010 3:55 PM BST
LESS THAN SIGN problems imo
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:55 PM BST
I don't know what's rattled UTI's cage, I would never be so rude as to deliberately blank somebody's kind help.

Here is Ken's formula with my mnor alterations:

=(RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0))&IF(AND(MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)>=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:56 PM BST
I don't know what's rattled UTI's cage, I would never be so rude as to deliberately blank somebody's kind help.

Here is Ken's formula with my mnor alterations:

=(RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0))&IF(AND(MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)>=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:56 PM BST
I don't know what's rattled UTI's cage, I would never be so rude as to deliberately blank somebody's kind help.

Here is Ken's formula with my mnor alterations:

=(RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0))&IF(AND(MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)>=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:58 PM BST
=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 3:58 PM BST
=10,MOD((RANK(Q7,Q7:Q34,0)),100)
Report Ken Masters • August 2, 2010 3:59 PM BST
This is going well, 150+ imo.
Report TheCoat • August 2, 2010 3:59 PM BST
Who said that the forum is rubbish these days ?

We want more threads like this one.
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 4:00 PM BST
Ken, note how I had to include the range Q7 to Q34 and the zero to ensure the column sorted the numbers in descending order.

I have learnt all that today from nothing thanks to you and Mr Grumpy.  I had never used a spreadsheet at all before this morning, so I am quite proud of myself.

I am using it to keep track of my spread betting punts on the stock market, of which I am also a novice.

Thanks again.
Report HH Sultan Vinegar • August 2, 2010 4:00 PM BST
Martin's a dalek and he's fallen down the stairs.
Report Martin Van Buren • August 2, 2010 4:01 PM BST
I don't seem to be able to post on this thread now either?  Same thing happened earlier on.
Report Ken Masters • August 2, 2010 4:02 PM BST
Are you sure you're not Tommy Toes?
Report V4 Vendetta • August 2, 2010 5:17 PM BST
So what rattled his cage then, is there a formula for that?
Report crags • May 31, 2016 11:15 PM BST
Saving for later...
Report kenny mann • May 31, 2016 11:18 PM BST
ffs, get a life! Laugh
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